Im going to go right out and say you are being scammed by feeling “sad” for her. Thats exactly what the show\E! wants you to feel. Trust me “normal” would mean suffering and thats something she never has to deal with or wants . I also mean true suffering like worrying about bill, money, work where you actually use…

She doesnt want to be normal. She wants to be free of critique and negative opinion. When she steals a person’s art or uses the images of people who have passed away in order to make money without gaining the proper permission, she wants to be free of the responsibility of her actions, and be able to chalk it up to…

I imagine her version of normal life like Marie Antoinette’s. Marie Antoinette had a little farm built especialy for her where she could pretend to be a regular farmer (or her idea of what that was). Other people removed the animals’ poop for her and cleaned the eggs for her and put them into special nests for her to…

It’s a lot easier to live undercover when you’re not calling the paparazzi on yourself all the damn time.

She could do all that, and her parents would still be Kris and Caitlyn. That’s not really normal. It would be an improvement for the rest of us, of course.

I get what you’re saying and agree. I just have my doubts that she wants ACTUAL normalcy. It’s a result of her upbringing, I’m sure, but I don’t think she wants getting up at the same time every day, going to work at a boring job, trying to figure out bills, realizing you don’t have enough money to do certain things,…

Oh boo fucking hoo.

Reminds me of Andy Bernard on the Office, when he starts dating Erin and says he doesn’t want the drama, incites a bunch of drama, then admits to being a drama queen. I just don’t get the appeal of the entire family.

She probably finds the concept overwhelming. She doesn’t have a meaningful high school education, is surrounded by people just like her, and probably doesn’t know what a normal life looks like.

Even if she did none of that except the part where she quits “reality” tv and media. She can even keep her weird nepotistic lipstick business.

WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET RID OF THESE PEOPLE

I’m sorry but her face looks like a Bratz doll and it’s very upsetting. I have sympathy for her, having to grow up and face those awkward tween years on camera against her will. But she keeps choosing to be on television and have work done to her face.

What’s more “normal” than agreeing to be in a scripted reality television show? She just doesn’t want the attention, can she be any more clear!

By normal she means, “ I want people to respect me like they respect people who have skills, (singers and actresses) without actually having to have a skill.”

At this point, I cannot understand why anyone would even bother to waste a single breath talking with this lying idiot? It’s ALWAYS going to be the same bullshit of shiny keys and a 3 card Monte game for even the most basic of questions.

Finally, we spot the evil genius behind the Shite House Press Team…

Or . . . every time she goes off on a tangent, ask with all the (feigned) concern they can muster, “Kellyann, are you OK? Have you been drinking? I think it’s time for you to go home and sleep it off, honey.”

BUT HIS EMAILS!

She should start doing those interviews of hers while completely drunk. Only that would make them more entertaining & awkward (let’s skip the little issue with possible secondhand embarrassment here).