I will totally admit I didn’t really know the reason behind the current sanctions until Planet Money covered it a few weeks ago. If you could have seen me, I was literally driving around in my car with my mouth dangling open in horror.

BSA: We are shocked by the President’s outrageous comments. Also, we hate homos.

Filed to: things you didn’t know you wanted until you read it.

Do you smell toast? If so, go to your nearest physician. If not, read your safety card in the seat back in front of you and brace for impact.

I’m not even lying to you when I tell you I’m aging rapidly. Legit starting menopause about 6+ years ahead of schedule. Gained 20 lbs since November, too.

Abed agrees.

Same, friend. It’s nonstop anxiety over here. I keep waiting for the next barrage of awful, horrid things said and done in the name of 45's regime. I think I’ve aged 10 years in six months.

I will never know if I’ve actually had a legitimate stroke, because trying to comprehend the words of anyone in this administration feels like having one. This may be the secret to their health care plan.

I don’t care what it is, anymore. All I care is that it is all fucking hopeless, no one who can fix it will, and I can’t take it.

Lawrence O’Donnell is literally begging Joe Pesci to come on his show tonight and do a live reading of the Mooch interview/tweetstorm.

I’m in my 30's. So I was only a kiddy during the Regan administration. But didn’t he show signs of dementia in his 2nd term? Does anyone know the signs of mental disease? Schizophrenia? Dementia?

Honestly, I’m just so sad all the time now. The Trump regime just keeps getting worse. And apathy keeps growing.

I’m convinced this is all a shiny object to keep the media from talking about the devasting testimony on the hill today by Bill Browder. And it seems to have worked.

Darkest Timeline Update: The Boy Scouts of America is now apologizing for the President’s lunatic behavior.

It’s just a hobby, apparently.

Don’t be distracted by the Wiseguy Variety Hour. The real story this week is Bill Browder’s Senate testimony and the dots that he links together between Putin’s kleptocracy racket and the “adoption” meetings.

Yeah. I think he is supposed to start August 15th. So there is plenty of time for Trump to turn on him before he even officially starts.

What’s the big fucking deal cocksuckers?

The best comment about Scaramucci I’ve seen from any journalist so far:

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”