Me too, since I couldn’t find the Denver cut the post mentions I ended up buying top sirloin and cooking it sous-vide style.... it was fantastic.

These are the People who threw a party where the theme was the African continent and this happened and was encouraged.

In this image, Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos side-eye D&G’s shit. Don’t mess with the Fates.

They’re both so pathetic.

Eyelashes courtesy of the notions department at JoAnn Fabrics.

My gut instinct at seeing that headline is Kim would never risk messing up her nose job like that.

I wish a sinkhole would open up and swallow the Kardashians et al.

The Mary Poppins sequel is getting really weird.

What am I looking at here?

I am Mary Jo Trump from Donald’s secret first girlfriend, Edna the cafeteria lady, in high school. I detest Cheetos and am the happiest Trump child.

I feel like “feces infected scalpel” is way more specific than a hospital is going to get with a person after a case of medical malpractice/infection you get at a hospital.

I approve of the headline the LA Times gave this business:

How TF did people even notice that? Are they scrutinizing this shit with a magnifying glass?

Claire, Rule No. 1 of marriage is always blame your spouse.

Thank you! It’s a refreshing break from the usual “Sous vide everything” hipster thread that has been in vogue here.

I just saw sirloin flap at whole foods for 12.99! Great for fajitas though.

This is great - I’ve been in a total rut lately rotating through the same cuts of the same proteins. Will definitely keep my out of the Denver cut.

That “under $10 a pound” qualifies as affordable says all you need to know about steak as achievable meal for the commoner. Then again, I’m the kind of person for whom any steak lighter than 12 ounces has me asking “that’s great, but where’s the rest of it?”

/”eat mor chikin”, indeed...