Dating's not nearly as hard as it's cracked up to be. I've been married for a few months now (and we were together several years before that), but when I was still dating, I (slowly) learned the following lessons: (INC TL;DR post)

He's sick of a video game company talking about video games? You don't buy shares in Trojan and complain that all they talked about was dicks.

I don't know, everyone I have been with thinks its humorous. Only when I take my pants off though