Point being, if these are the things you chose to quote and they are weak, why would I read the rest? Are you a bad quote picker?

weak sauce quotes

most of this is about as damning as "Ned Flanders has a bunch of paint cans in his garage"

I don't know…the writer is the one with the beef, he should have come up with something worth a shit? This is all just half-assed, like the writer knew he was writing for people who agreed with him so he didn't have to back up any claims or even have them be coherent.

I still think about There all the time

This just sounds like the writer thinks he is really burning Wallace but none of this shit lands.

"No I didn't call your ex-SNL star 'insanely bangable'"

That is true. I acknowledge he is a handsome guy and certainly much better looking than me. But, I feel like he has been disproportionately assigned this characteristic of being irresistible to women.

Sudeikis characters get to have "hot ladies man" aspect to them that I don't exactly buy into

Sudeikis characters get to have "hot ladies man" aspect to them that I don't exactly buy into

I, uh, would also like to express my fondness for noticing that particular grade

nah, fuck this…it is BARELY a mash-up if we're being honest

And Chris Farren is an American hero.

These are dumb and bad. And I am the sucker who clicks to bitch about it.
I am not going to ask for you to stop posting these, but I am just going to say they are worthless and I am not clicking anymore.

Oh hell yes. Just know the "300 knockoff for horny boys" aspect of the pilot is not representative. It is really good shit.

No, it definitely ain't HALF bad

That's what I thought it was, but I had this other thought of "I don't know what the fuck a blackjack is, so keep quiet"

please stop rewarding these shitbirds for combining a thing with another thing

Oh I think you mean Art3mis?

Exactly, I gave up reading it about halfway through and just kept thinking "ok, if the author at some point signals that this devotion to 80s pop culture is actually pathetic, I will give it some credit back" but from all I've read, that never happens.
To me it is basically the story of a cult; the protagonist accepts…