We come to this streamer, because we’re bored. We come to Netflix to scroll, to ignore, to get background noise. Because we need that, all of us. That indescribable feeling we get when we “Skip Intro,” and we go somewhere we’ve been 472,000 times before, like another binge through “Kimmy Schmidt.”

There is no meaningfully powerful political left in this country, at least on a national policy level. Our major parties are a center-right party and a far-right party, by any reasonable metric, since they are both capitalist, the economic ideology of the right. So it’s not even facile; it’s basically a category…

I was like, “What’s a fief?”

No offense, but you are terrible at watching television, and therefore, probably shouldn’t be reviewing a complicated show like this one.

lmao you made a new account to post this blather that nobody will reply to except me

Don’t forget the constant “these properties take place in the same universe” theories. Usually because they’re by the same creators and those creators include easter eggs alluding to their other work. Instead of just treating it as a fun thing, it has to be some grand connection that will never come to fruition.

Much of what you say I know to be 100% false. So I am guessing you are lying about the things I don’t know as well. Your lies are no help to anyone. Stop it.

A single single state solution is the only reasonable outcome.

Seems like this Eckhart guy might be a little... Penguin!

i think he was mostly attacked by the ants that live on his clothes

This is genuinely one of the most rancid, thoughtless articles in the history of the AV Club. It is antithetical to what this website used to be. G/O Media should do us a favor and shut the whole fucking thing down.

eat shit, bootlicker

A big difference you’re overlooking: Your supermarket labor isn’t still pulling in money 20 years after you performed it.

Ah, the Dark Pinocchio genre, which the French call pino noir.

“This is a VERY small town, Ken Jennings, and we will all remember this”

How did I end up back on the Aldean article?

The Shield is the most glaring omission from this list, as the best finale of all time, but people have covered that plenty of times already. No The Prisoner on here, or M*A*S*H, or any other number of shows other people have mentioned, or... really anything from 20th century except Cheers, which feels like a token…

I didn’t even know we were calling her big bear!

The episode with Marshawn Lynch was amazing

The insane amount of actors who just so happen to be related to other previous actors strongly disagrees with you.

So how does he go from 86 years in prison to not being in prison in Breaking Bad just out of interest?