I went looking and here is where that comes from. Ambiguous enough that it might not be the case, but certainly seems suggestive of it:

maybe it is just me.

not bad blood, but between half-assing the rap battle repeatedly and having to leave early, kinda strange

Today's CBB: was Reggie forced to do it at gunpoint?

holy shit I wasn't paying very close attention

It seems like it could be funny as a scene in a movie or something…but written out it is actually less funny to me than your explanation.

I would sincerely appreciate an explanation

Is the one about painting the horse funny? Is it even a joke?

All country songs by male artists are about how they are driving in a truck and getting a boner from thinking about either
1. banging his wife back in high school
2. the troops
3. daddy

Marshawn, can you talk about how it made you feel when you read the book review?

Yeah, that's why I moved on to self righteous internet commenting

WATCH SPARTACUS OR GO TO HELL

why would they pay directors at all?

same thing as State Farm's "Accident Forgiveness"

sounds like the monologue of someone about to bomb hollywood

I am part way through and absolutely hate it. The only thing that could redeem it would be some kind of acknowledgment that the protagonist is actually a huge loser for devoting himself to all the 80s/geek culture stuff. Otherwise I feel like I am reading extremely pathetic fanfiction by an incredibly lame author.

Verne Lundquist, the original Muppet? Hello?

Evil Kermit from the last movie is the man

I don’t know...I am fully in favor of a little to no rape policy as much as possible, but in this case:

stupid babies need the most attention