For all of the inconvenience you might experience not getting a ride, think about the sacrifice of withholding your labor and giving up your pay in order to fight a thankless employer.

I get the 90-minute ‘WHY THE LAST JEDI WAS A TOTAL CINEMATIC FAILURE’ video almost constantly. If you’re taking that much time to make an essentially feature-length YouTube video about a movie you hated, don’t act surprised when no one on this Earth ever seems to want to touch your penis.

I thought Captain Marvel was also fairly middle-of-the-road as far as Marvel movies go (some pretty dogshit sets / action at the top, but started clicking much more once Larson and Jackson got to interact, and then Mendelsohn was just a wonderful little surprise). But then I asked A-Town what she thought of it and she…

Of the five or six Marvel movies I’ve seen, the funniest moment is when that Russian guy screams “Baba Yaga!” when the ghostly bad lady appears suddenly during Michael Pena’s interrogation.

So I plan on seeing this this weekend and I know it is quite long. I also plan on ordering food and drink at a Movie Tavern. Most big action movies usually have some kind of exposition break in the pacing or some heavy dialogue to generate character progression and drama.

What a bulletproof legal system we have. 

Marvel really knocked it out of the park when they cast Paul Rudd. Apart from anything else, they’ll never need to expensively de-age him with CGI for flashbacks since he’s a functional immortal who has looked exactly the same for the past 20 years.

i stand by my prediction!

Due to the haircuts on those guys and your initial reference, I have to insist you refer to them as “Flock of Nazgulls.”

While I’m not in the ship (respect, though), that scene was super satisfying in a few ways: Theon taking responsibility for his past actions, Sansa getting another ally (with soldiers no less), and Dany getting another reminder that aside from Jon and Jorah, no one from Westeros is fighting for her cause for love (the…

I am SO GODDAMN OUTRAGED that I basically agree with most of this and don’t have a chance to write a sarcastic spittle-flecked list of all my problems with it.

I’m a woman and I had the same reaction. Her character is introduced as a child, so it’s weird to see her as an adult in the show doing sexual things.

You forget everybody in the crypts. Could they have telegraphed that coming disaster any clearer?

I was waiting for Jaime to say: “You need me on that wall, you want me on that wall!”

That’s exactly what freaked me out so much! I was like “Tormund, turn the FUCK around!” 

I understood where Sansa was coming from. Her brother goes down to wrangle allies to help the North and instead he brings back some silver-haired tart who’s suddenly, thanks to Jon, the new Queen and is prancing around Winterfell like everybody should just bow down to her because of her awesomeness. Jon played it…

Jon is... slow. And his first response to anything is to whine about how he doesn’t want to be king, guyssss....

Little did Arya know that every time Gendry said “as you wish” he really meant “I love you.”

“I am a rich white person insulated from the things that normal peons are affected by. I wish everyone would shut up about things that do not impact me personally.”

If my only good work was this far in the past I would be bitter and incoherent also, maybe.