You still have a lot to work through, I hope you’re getting help.

You now who else would like to go back to simpler, happier times? The victims.

You know there are child molesters who are emboldened every time someone says “let it rest, it was a long time ago”, eh?

You know the alleged victims are still alive, right?

If my kids ever get to the point where they actually care about the Kids Choice Awards,  then I will have failed as a parent. 

We have a dude in the Oval Office with the diet of an unsupervised six year old and the body mass of Fat Bastard, and he’s climbing into his 70s. Who the fuck knows when it comes to livelihood.

Conclusion: Stop harshing my buzz, and ESPECIALLY stop trying to tax it when it does no harm to anyone else. Looking at you, Seattle.

Groucho Marx smoked and drank and lived to 87. George Burns did and lived to 99. Julia Child ate rich French food and old-school McDonald’s tallow-fried French fries and lived to 92. My grandmother smoked like a chimney and lived to 84.

Sure, it takes years off your life. But they’re the shitty years!! My great aunt lived to 92, which was about 20 years longer than it should have been. between the macular degeneration, osteoporosis and dementia, she ended up talkingto her dead relatives, complaining she couldn’t see them.

Huh it’s almost like there’s a healthy compromise in between those two extremes or....no, no that’s crazy talk.

Dude you sound pretty worked up trying to defend your guilty pleasure from hard science and logic. There are people who smoke a pack a day and live til 90, sure, but we’re not over here using them as examples of why we need to stop harshing people’s cigarette buzz.* If you want to keep drinking soda, that’s fine, but…

I can guarantee you there’s loads of examples of people that lived how they wanted, eating whatever they wanted, and dying early. There’s probably also loads of examples of people trying to be healthy who end up living long lives. And there’s probably examples of loads of people trying to be healthy but dying early…

Eat the rich.

Just hook it to my veins already.

Oh, hey, I’m excited about this movie again and Hawkeye’s middle-aged mohawk! I noticed they showed a few scenes of character interactions. My favorite bits from Civil War and Infinity War were that, not so much the “epic fights.” In particular, the fight between Nat and Clint was one of my favorite moments from Civil…

Oh Jesus christ get the fuck over yourself. You’re not being oppressed in any way. I imagine being around your is an exhausting affair as you try your hardest to become a victim whenever possible.

Oh, incel. Will you ever win?

I disagree with a her on a lot, but I love her simply because she scares the shit out of the right and the more press they give her, the bigger she gets. Do they not realize they practically handed her the election on a silver platter?

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