Yup I that would have been my first instinct if that were to happen to me. I would find ways to make my trash more disgusting than it already is. Kitty litter, dog poop, baby diapers, whatever’s been growing in that piece of Tupperware that’s been sitting in the back of someone’s fridge for like 6 months, and really…

... and every now and then you’ve got to take a day to really clean out your tackle box to throw out all those rusty treble hooks.

Snider is proof that if you’re living your life right people will see it in your face.

I kind of understand how the hosts could only shoot non-lethal rounds at park guests in Westworld, but how in the hell did they make it safe for guests in Shogunworld? Can’t have a non-lethal arrow shot at you.

“Sorry for the delay. We were busy. With... umm... some stuff.” - White House Spokestwat

If Shaw was white, would Trump, The Chinese Jobs Savings Guy, have sent Air Force One for him the very next day for a White House ceremony?

that’s nice*

Renaissance Dental is a shitty practice. I went there once and it’s abundantly clear that they think pretty highly of themselves and their services. They told me I needed all this dental work that would ring up into the thousands. I smelled bullshit, so I went back to another practice and the dentist there, who’s been…

Counterpoint: Nah fuck that, let’s shame him for every goddamn thing.

Accusations that people who claim to be upset by something are liars are a useful indicator that the person speaking might be a huge asshole. In case we were otherwise on the fence about this guy.

Yeah, the British Raj is an excellent choice for a morally-bankrupt power fantasy setting. Advertise it in the Daily Mail or Telegraph tomorrow and you’d be booked solid with geriatric Brexiteers nostalgic for when ‘everyone knew their place’.

For some reason I am irrationally angry over this.

Especially her new album.

Being a “free thinker” in Kanye’s context means, “my ignorance is as valid as your knowledge”. It’s not.

We don’t deserve Janelle Monae.

Trader Joe’s frozen foods are a little more exciting in terms of variety. It may not always taste good, mind you, but I think that’s what makes it more appealing than the ole gray slices of turkey and gravy-flavored water from Swanson’s.

While frozen food has gotten way more microwave friendly, the -best- tasting frozen foods are typically ones that use a toaster oven or a full sized oven to cook. And there are some foods that I wager would be pretty damned hard to tell the difference between fresh and frozen when cooked.

Kanye doesn’t care about black people, apparently.