If Donald Trump were the one doing the vouching, I’d ask for that money in cash. Up front.

I came here just to mention Ladyhawke! I still love that movie and was baffled that no one else did. My god, what a beautiful man.

Welcome to the darkest timeline, UK. Come sit next to us here on the couch and despair. We’ll share the popcorn while we watch our collective countries burn to the ground.

Steve Douchey really earns that nickname with that clip. GO FUCK YOURSELF, Steve Douchey

Mary Louise and her ‘I never said you were a bad mother, but if we have to be totally honest, you’re sleeping with a lot of men and that must be distressing...’ jibes remind me a LOT of my mother-in-law when she gets started. Some people are really good with the ‘I’m just asking a question’ barbs and you’re left…

I feel like Renata is done with men for awhile. She doesn’t need their money, she’s got all the power and however much she’s powered by the desire to be rich (because she will not NOT BE RICH), it’s mainly so she can spoil her daughter. I have a feeling all she’s gonna need is another big house on the cliff with a…

Does anyone believe Mary Louise wouldn’t immediately return to Monterey and use the fact that Celeste conspired to cover up the murder of her son to try to get custody again?

So Celeste could have just saved herself the legal fees and gone after her mother-in-law herself, for all the good her lawyer did. I’m not a lawyer but it seems pretty lazy writing to have a hearing where both sides get to interrupt a judge in the middle of issuing her ruling so they can go after each other one more…

I was astonished that it appeared Mary Louise still had a set of keys to the house. Like, once the custody battle started, if I’d been Celeste I’d have changed those locks but quick. And WTH would Mary Louise have done if she’d gotten inside? Just sit down and have dinner with them all? Played with the boys like…

“claiming he was in the crowd during Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech”

Nailed it.

S2 is only emphasizing how much better S1 is. This is veering into soap opera territory and some tangents that seem random (Ed and Tori? Really? I admire her going after what she wants so forthrightly - and I love her “I have a masturbation diary and a bucket list. You made both!” line - but come the fuck on. If Ed is…

I feel like a woman like Renata in real life would have made sure she had a lot of her self-made assets locked up in her OWN NAME alone. She may be in love with her husband but she also knows he’s a fuck-up.

Could her lawyer not have called in an expert to testify to the trauma of domestic abuse and explain WHY Celeste may have made troubling decisions? That seems an obvious move to counter Mary Louise’s lawyer’s needling. 

I know! Maybe the actor was no longer available? I feel there ought to have been at least a passing mention that, I dunno, Blue Blues closed and Tom left town, or something to explain his absence, since he ended up a much bigger part of Jane’s life, even if only for a week.

Yes, you’re right. I guess I was thinking Madeline was already implied, since she never loses a chance to tell him he’s an asshole. I was thinking other people in his life who would have less obvious reasons to dislike him than the ex-wife he left.

Jane should have stuck it out with Tom the coffee shop owner. He was sweet and not creepy. Corey absolutely gives me creep vibes.

I totally did not understand what was about to go down when Tori walked up to Ed in the bar and started to feel him up, with Joseph watching it all. I wouldn’t have pegged Joseph to be down with a threesome; he was still in love with Madeline in S1. Unless he hoped the threesome would force the breakup of Madeline’s…

Poor little Ziggy breaks my heart every time he has a scene where he has to confront his origins. That is excellent child acting there. He just makes me want to hug him and cry.

Nathan’s inability to see that Ed despises him and would be perfectly fine never having to have another conversation with him explains why he tries so hard - but given his prickly, doofus-y nature, I find it hard to believe no one else in his life has ever told Nathan he’s an asshole.