Ugh, David Brooks enrages me more, but I understand him choosing Friedman. Brooks and his imaginary blue collar ‘friend’ who gives him the requisite opinion on What Real People Think from the poverty-ridden streets where fancy Italian cold cuts are frightening can take a f*cking dive off a cliff.

If Sacha Baron Cohen managed to get Roy Moore to fly to DC for the interview by pretending to be a 17-year-old girl, I will never stop laughing.

Son of a bench!

It took me the longest time to figure out what was wrong with Farage’s face but I figured it out. He has the mouth of a Muppet, like it’s so wide across he could open his mouth and unhinge the entire top half of his head.

Basically, if you want to see Sarah Palin look like a fool...

Oh, I just barfed.

I don’t think The Chi would exist if The Wire hadn’t gone first.

I did not expect to like it as much as I did. I’m a big fan of the Captain America movies and thought Ant Man would be too lightweight by comparison but I found myself laughing a lot. Paul Rudd is just too charming to resist.

I am so glad The Wire finished its (criminally unappreciated in its time) run because there’s no way a show like that would get made now, let alone run for 5 seasons with the ratings they got.

Every time I try to read a comment of his, I feel as though I’ve lost 15 extra brain cells. I’ve taken to turning the radio way down whenever his voice comes on NPR because it gives me anger seizures but even just reading what he says is equally bad.

Right, because that’s the important takeaway here. The family MIGHT have been drinking 10 cents’ worth of soda they MAYBE shouldn’t have. You’re useless.

The moment my FIL told my (disabled) husband that Trump’s mocking of the reporter was just “media bias” and wasn’t true - despite a video showing exactly that - was the moment we knew Trump supporters are completely lost. Fuck civility. It’s time to go low.

The BEST offers. Real classy offers. Really.

You made the right call.

I used to make fun of my coworkers for being SO into this show, but then I caught an episode on Netflix on an idle weekend, and ended up blazing through every available episode within a week. They’re just so NICE! It’s comforting to watch people be decent and supportive to each other, even though they’re all trying to…

He’s a fucking god in my mind. I had the chance to meet him once at San Diego Comic Con when he was signing copies of his graphic novel (and so adorably cosplaying as himself as a Freedom Marcher) and it was all I could do not to burst into tears when he chatted with me as he was signing my copy of his book. I feel…

No way on God’s earth Trump or his supporters have more than the vaguest clue who David Lynch is, or even watched any of his work beyond the first season of Twin Peaks.

The scenes where the women cried trying to describe the plot of ‘An Affair to Remember’ SLAYED me. I remember watching a double-feature of ‘Sleepless in Seattle,’ followed by ‘An Affair to Remember’ and my friend and I first laughed at the people crying over ‘An Affair,’ and then when that movie came on, cried buckets…

I love Bill Pullman and while I also loved Sleepless in Seattle, I was momentarily confused while watching it why Annie wouldn’t be happy with Walter. He was actually adorable and frankly, a very thoughtful partner.

The food puns are the best.