Finding things to smile about, rather than things to get angry over, makes all the difference, doesn’t it?

If I knew someone was going through my trash because they were racists hoping to find something somehow incriminating, I’d be inviting all my neighbors to dump their dog’s sh*t in it before I bagged it up and set it by the curb. Oh, and they’d be welcome to scoop their kitty litter onto it too.

So they can’t watch Netflix because of the Obamas. They can’t watch Amazon Prime because of Bezos. They can’t watch Hulu because it’s owned by NBC, which airs Saturday Night Live, which makes fun of the president. Too bad, so sad.

Points for “Forever My FLOTUS.” Same here, friend. Same here.

And yet we need her.

She was really bad in the first season, and we stopped watching in large part because of that. A friend convinced us to give Season 2 a try, and she must have gotten acting lessons during the season break because she didn’t annoy me anymore. The back half of Season 2 is better than probably all of Season 1.

They look like they just smelled a fart and can’t tell where it’s coming from. Which is the proper reaction, really, except you actually do know where the fart emanated.