If you’re gonna make a sausage you gotta grind a few hogs.

Updated intro: “Now sans Albert Alarr’s ass... these are The Days of Our Lives”

The vast majority of concert attendees live in the city they are attending and have nothing to do with hotels. It makes more sense to ask people hosting events at hotels to cancel.

You’d think this guy starred in like 11 Elf movies and a Disney+ limited series called Buddy: Elfness Rising or something. It’s ONE movie he was in forever ago.

Sigh. This site used to have actual film buffs and critics, not just Content Writers who see and enjoy films about as regularly as any random Joe does. 

Same thing. I was scanning the entire article over and over and... nope. No Mugatu to be found. The disrespect. 

Ctrl+F ‘Zoolander’ brings no results in an article about Will Ferrell playing the bad guy?

He has 7 kids and is a wife beater? Just leave him in jail, please. 

They were awake the whole time.

Hats off to her though - she managed to keep going without a mic, or moving her lips. 

Ahh yes fuller sound. That’s why Milli Vanilli did it too. 

Did they throw the drink because she was lip synching? It’s still not ok but it was funny how the rap kept going after she threw the mic.

You mean we’ll enter the “finding out” phase of fucking around?

I’m sure a lot of individual people know what individual people want, but just the quotes in the article show there’s no true consensus on what would be best.

So, what he’s saying is, nothing compares 2 her

The real answer here is to cast a little person, then CGI them into normal-sized proportions, then shrink them down to oompa-loompa size, then digitally add Hugh Grants facial mo-cap performance. Win-win lose-lose for everyone!

You seem triggered

Eh, fuck investors.

I’m sorry but why would a 16 year old girl want to be at the party. The only reason I can think of is to try to hook up with older male celebrities. If she asked for the cigarette she probably asked to get herself to that party so she could be in front of intoxicated older celebrity men. I’m really sorry that some…

There are two conversations to be had with your question

1. Forcing yourself on someone: This is never ok, period. With that said, context is key. The first time I kissed my wife, it was after dinner and we were at a bar. I initiated the kiss, and she was receptive. Now lets say she wasn’t receptive, that could be seen…