“Never enough has helped us as a species.”

See, I’m the opposite:  I hated my movie job because I thought I should be an office star. 

From the outlet that broke the Ellie KKKemper story? Yeah, they’re definitely changing the headline, it will come any second now.

Watch the video.  It’s clearly green paint. Last I checked, Kermitface wasn’t a thing. 

Ballinger deserves no pity but I’m also really annoyed by the kinds of people who scour someone’s history for any scandal that might provide them with the tiniest bit of internet clout.

They do seem to have a failing high-schooler’s grasp of social issues.

While Tucci didn’t elaborate on this particular form of bad-faith acting...

Enough with the knee-jerk use of the term

It makes me so mad that conservatives have decontexualized the term grooming to this point.

On the one hand, yeah, “grooming” is becoming the new “gaslighting,” which people adopted to because it was a cool word that they thought they could use interchangeably with “lying.” But we already HAD/HAVE a word for lying. We called/call it lying.

I can’t believe I’m having an opinion on Miranda Sings, but it certainly doesn’t seem like she wanted to fuck these kids, so grooming doesn’t seem apt. I will admit that dumping your emotional bullshit onto a bunch of teenagers is abusive, but “exploiting him for the free labor of posting on her social media accounts”…

Pressure bud. Not at all talking about it being dirty or clean lmao. I’m talking about, it should be compressed into a singularity.

... then they came for “Pig Goat Banana Cricket,” and I said nothing, because what can you even say? 

I think even the current AVC staff knows what the age of consent is.

wow thanks for ruining this movie for me

It would not. in the 80's and early 90's, no one would have batted an eye.

Grotesque? You’re exactly the kind of person that the filmmakers felt they had to make these statements for.

Alternate headline: No Hard Feelings Filmmakers Say “No Hard Feelings” To Audiences With Hard Feelings About No Hard Feelings

The spelling of “color palate” leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

I was at a Frank Zappa show years ago, and somebody threw a bottle at him. He stopped the show, had the house lights turned on, and said “I’m not playing another note until the person that threw that bottle is arrested.” The house lights came on, and everybody in the audience pointed at the guy who threw the bottle.…