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So what? Are you saying we should wait until the Browns actually have a winning season, or at least play a single down that matters following yet another losing season, before anointing them a model franchise? Are you suggesting maybe we should acknowledge that the “Process” they supposedly “brought” to the NFL is

Jay Z has always been about making money for Jay Z, first and foremost. He may do other things occasionally, but at the end of the day, he’ll do what he thinks will make him the most money.
Never forget that Russell Simmons took Jay-Z to Occupy Wall St., only to have Jay Z turn around and make the “Occupy All Streets”

.......But enough about American Ninja Warrior.

Report: Robbie Amell growing on coach Jon Gruden.

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

If these walls could talk; you’d probably hate their accent.

WHAT ABOUT JUSSIE SMOLLETT?

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.

Does this violate the Madison Law (being too happy about hitting a homerun), or is it ok because he had already crossed home plate?

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

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Dieter Ruehle is AWESOME. (he’s also the LA Kings organist).

“Chris wants to coach James,” says a source familiar with the stars’ dynamic. “James looks at him like, ‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’”

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I hope Tyson Fury gets punched in the balls so fucking hard.

It’s amazing how worked up about things that they never actually have to deal with, isn’t it?

The honchos at the Mouse are smart enough to know that those two things are actually inseparable- because everything is politics- but cynical enough to pretend otherwise when they need to placate the cranky deplorables and MAGAts to whom they pander.

You’re right. And as someone else pointed out in the comments, Steve Kerr and the other two players on the floor were also screaming for a timeout to get the tech, too. But it’s nice to pretend. 

although that probably sounds more like “FACK!”

‘The Blues Sure Said “Fuck” A Lot After Winning The Stanley Cup’