When Chris Paul first came to the Clippers, I was really excited. All I knew was that he was a super talented point guard with the potential to change the fortunes of the franchise. Once I got to see a bit of his personality, I thought he was a dick, but maybe he could be like another Isiah Thomas, a bit of a red-ass,…

“My responses to fans are good-natured.” Yeah, that’s it, this was all just good-natured fun! A joke, you see! I’m not just a thin-skinned prick! All you libs need to get a sense of humor!  I’m not a snowflake, YOU’RE the snowflake!

Let it be known that my star was number 69 given to the boner comment. Though the fact that it’s gotten to this, er, point...is definitely making a case for women building up other women.

I mean, it seems pretty obvious that Julian Edelman is a Proud Boys’ deity.  He even has the haircut.

Is the Chiefs’ Super Bowl win the most pointless of all time? Like, if you polled people on the street anywhere outside of K.C. if the Chiefs have ever won a Super Bowl, would even a simple majority realize that they have? I’m still not convinced it really happened...I’ve seen it in record books, but the only…

Hundley can say whatever he wants. As can Puig. But Puig didn’t shove him for talking shit, he shoved him for getting up out of his crouch, getting in his face, and continuing to talk shit.  Should he have?  No, but I’m not gonna sit here and try to say Hundley wasn’t being a mouth-breathing moron who didn’t have it…

Are his collars huge, or does he have no neck? In some pics, it almost looks like his head is fused directly to his shoulders.

For the sake of my own sanity, I stopped expecting consistency from the NHL’s disciplinary body a looooooong time ago.

I dunno, but it’ll be raspy! I swear, he sounds like someone took a cheese grater to his larynx.

Not bad, but I think there were better. I’m not a fan of either guy, but Bryce Harper and Aroldis Chapman have better butts. Kenley Janesen’s pooper is underrated. And the regular season team with the best butts is probably Tampa Bay.

Just saw the earlier answer...ignore me.

Didn’t Nixon do it as well?

So, they’ve completely failed as a franchise at drafting big men since Nate Thurmond and finally decided to just go all NCAA 11-seed and shoot threes from everywhere and defend like their hair is on fire, and it finally worked because they have the best shooter in the history of the game, and they think they’re being…

As much as I hate the Cardsinals and their shitbag fans, hating on them is getting tiresome. And it just feeds their “they hate us ‘cuz they ain’t us” delusion. I’d much rather they went away than continue hating them. On the other hand, the Knicks are just fucking hilarious. For all of their resources they can’t stop…

Look, we might be divided as a nation, but we should all be able to come together and say, “No!” to Big Lettuce. It’s been ruining our sandwiches for too goddamn long—along with it’s partner in bland, Tomato—and now it’s come for our burritos. It’s time to take a stand, America. Get out of my face with your lettuce…

That guy’s not right in the head.

If Drew and Marchman ever had sex with one another, it would start off with Drew asking if they should do it and Marchman responding, “YEAH, man...”. Then if they tried to spice it up with a bit of dirty talk, they’d start out talking at the same time...then awkward pause to see who should talk first...then talk at…

Snoop doesn’t count for any team. He’d show up to a youth soccer game in Duluth if he thought he’d get free tickets and a few minutes of camera time.

That intro video is still more plausible than Jaws: The Revenge

Oy. Don’t ask a clean person about their taste in candy...because it’s GARBAGE!