• The new stadium is projected to generate $63 million in revenues by 2019—as opposed to the current level of just $36 million—representing a staggering increase of 75 percent in what Rams fans, corporate suite holders, and sponsors are presently spending.

Wow, he called you pinkos. I think you may have awoken my dead grandpa with this post.

But I have a soul. Wouldn’t that make it impossible to root for the Yankees?

Magic cup check?

I enjoy watching Paul play, but yeah, he’s always seemed like a total dick. He’s Isiah Thomas, though maybe a half step slower and a slightly better passer. And though Thomas was a dick, he had a kindred spirit in Laimbeer, a malleable kid in Rodman who would do anything Thomas or Chuck Daly told him to—before the mid…

Honestly, I’m not even that put off by this. The criticism is less, “Why would we give it to a transgender person?!” (though I do think they’re sorely underestimating how difficult her situation is), and more, “Yeah, but she’s linked to THE KARDASHIANS!!! Ewwww!” I can’t help but see progress there.

Well, it was no “Fifty Shades”, but it got me there. What?! Oh, yeah, like I was the only one who jerked off.

478’ according to the Dodger broadcasting crew. That thing was crushed.

The 80s were a dark time for us Clippers fans. As were the 90s...and the 00s. Yeah, I’d say about 99% of my fandom has been pretty shitty.

That would look too much like what they already have in Oakland.

You say “Barbara”, I think motherfuckin’ Streisand. Don’t tell me what I think, Horn!

“Welp, after more than two months of watching Zach Randolph, Joakim Noah, and Serge Ibaka try, in vain, to prevent LeBron Duncan from winning it all again by playing their best Anthony Mason-style (R.I.P.), no lay-ups brand of boring-ass basketball, just about everything turned out exactly the way we figured it…

I know the Dodgers are giving away a Tommy Lasorda garden gnome. Seems like MLB struck a deal with the Lawn Decoration Industrial Complex.

If Sean Payton tries to suck in his gut any harder he's gonna get a call from David Hasselhoff.

Actually, I think it's that Lorde girl that the kids today are so crazy about. Never be Royals, indeed.

The magic booger theory?

Seems like that's nacho business.