Man, seeing Nick Van Exel brings back memories of the spicy Lakers team in NBA Love ‘95 - Eddie “Butter” Jones, Vlade “The Marlboro Man” Divac, Sedale Threatt “To Your Whole Set,” “E-Z” Elden Campbell, Cedric “Ballo” Ceballos. In real life the team was just OK, but on the Sega Genesis Jones and Van Exel in particular…

This reminds me of what my father used to tell me about good sportsmanship... “Don’t be such a baby. I’ll make it to the next game.”

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

I can’t track it down online, but Jose Fernandez had my all-time favorite version of this: somebody hit a colossal bomb off him one time, and after the inning ended he was back in the dugout excitedly demonstrating what a monster shot it was. He would laugh after striking out, too. What a joyful guy he was.

Man I wish the Giants played the White Sox this year so Timmy Anderson could hit one onto the Dan Ryan and tell MadBum to go get a taxi.

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

There should be an unwritten rule you can’t yell at the batter after he hits a massive homer off you.

“Yesh, I've seen worse." - 50 Cent

The intern who selected the video probably subscribes to compilation videos of Ben Shapiro EVISCERATING the left.

The best part of this whole thing is how absolutely furious Skip Bayless is right now. 

Team Puig when it comes to this beef. Bumgarner is a prick who only seems to have issues with Latino players.  

I am 100% for stereotyping MRA dickheads based on their choice of sunglasses alone.  I have yet to be proven wrong on this. 

Me: Please. Aubrey Huff doesn’t have any fans.

He hasn’t even signed with the Knicks yet and he’s cursed.

The Post seems to spend a lot of time trying to humanize these horrible people. You can’t have your banner be Democracy Dies in Darkness while trying to stoke compassion for those responsible for its death.

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”

“absolute power unchecked?” are you fucking kidding me?

She has quite the “murder trial era” Phil Spector thing going on.

The Mets are the anti-vaxxers of baseball.