[Rob Thomas looks at the score]

As I read that tweet the sound of a wet fart rang in my ears.

Wen I was filling out brackets, I refused to take Liberty in any one of them. I was praying that Mississippi State would destroy them.

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

Too soon

TIL that Northern Michigan is not the northernmost university in Michigan

What does it matter? You don't have to win Michigan to win the general electi

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

Wow, choosing this week to decrease their social media profile? These guys don’t have an original bone in their body.

I’m just going to wait until someone posts something clever and then claim it as my own without attribution.

What are you trying to do? Anti-jinx them back into unstoppable, dominating form? Because that's what you've just done! Good work, now the next 20 championships are all going to be handily won by the Warriors!

34-year-old center Andrew Bogut

UPDATE: The Phillies have traded Harper to the Golden State Warriors, who once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

And in return, I’d just like to say slut, abortion, masturbation!

Let he Pittsburgh fan who is without a DUI cast the first Keystone

Also not a Nittany Lion.

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

Lotta gray area here. 

I take solace in the fact that Darren Rovell is working hard to figure out what type of car Boeheim was driving.