Doesn’t the hyphen mean “until”?

Those poor dead saps didn’t realize that that was the point: the park’s theme was that good guys with guns are necessary to defeat dinosaurs...with...guns?

Right-wing propaganda piece about a small businessman just trying to feed his family by opening up a dinosaur theme park but burdensome government regulations prevent him from doing so just because the last four dinosaur theme parks resulted in thousands of deaths.

Who woulda thunk that the sport popularized by douchebags would have a douchebag leading it?

First of all, thank you for writing about the UFC. These posts are wonderful. Honestly, this is my favorite sport and I love seeing it on Kotaku.

As a man with dual citizenship, I AM A WINNER!

Stanley Cup is a league. Canada has all the gold medals a nation can win in ice hockey. Right now. At this very second.

It’s just bizarre that you would post a screenshot of your texts with him when 1) he didn’t respond to any of them, so it appears as just a self-congratulating way of showing solidarity and 2) you haven’t communicated via text in 7+ months. It just doesn’t seem to add anything to the conversation.

As a proud Canadian let me say, I’m sorry you’re not so great at baseball. Also, a Pan Am post!! It’s only been on a week!

Yes, looks like you guys were super close.

I’m heartbroken, too.

This is true.

If you only he had shown the same compassion toward Mr. Geithner.

A Canadian gold medal will still only buy 0.77 American gold medals.

“When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best.” - Canadian Donald Trump

After conquering one fabled American past-time, The Canadians’ will now set their sights on mastering morbid obesity and abject racism.

I wonder if Benn thinks of bunching mox when he’s in the benalty pox.

Good ass-Kinja.

It’s fitting that rodeo enthusiasts can only last for 7 seconds.

I will unconditionally believe every single word about this man. If someone writes in to say he has a fetish for German circus clowns, I will believe it. If another person writes in to say that Trump makes his employees watch Beetlejuice once a year for motivational purposes, I will believe it. If someone details the…