Give it away give it away give it away give it away now,
Give it away give it away give it away give it away now,
Give it away give it away give it away give it away now,

- Peyton Manning's game plan.

In the middle of my life's journey, I came upon a traveller in the woods. He said unto me, "Follow close," and so I did. We walked into a dark vale; the mist was thick, the odor foul. We descended into a cavern, and there upon the shore of a black river awaited wraiths for miles. They opened their mouths, but could…

"Better than the ride on the H train." - Philip Seymour Hoffman

"New Jersey sucks," some people shouted as they came off the New York trains.

He wasn't an elite boxer, but he had a great coroner man.

I bet he makes lightsaber sounds with his penis when he's alone.

Who does this guy think he is, Luke Skywalker?

From the title I was seriously expecting that they cast a blonde white lady in the role.

Kaepernick then promptly picked up a pay phone and exited the Matrix.

You're one sick corgi puppy.

It's too funny, I can't help it.


THE DARK HEART OF FEMINISM.

von Hohenlohe: It is true privilege that brings me here.

Only if he was driving their bus.

Tim Hasselbeck is relieved to know that he is no longer first on the list when someone searches "terrible bald Eagle".

Oh my god, WHO THE FUCK CARES?? Everybody masturbates! The fucking Queen of England masturbates!

Michael Mortellito's tweet wasn't that bad because he hashtagged no racism intended which obviously makes it okay.

That post game interview got me more pumped than any single moment in the game. Sherman was refreshingly honest about how it actually feels to beat a guy who's been talking shit to you all game on the most important moment of that game.

"Alexis has a testicle like this."

Just seeing pictures of Dov Charney makes me want to take a shower. I don't understand why anyone would willingly have sex with him, for love or clothes or money. He looks like an evil marionette.