From the June 12th edition of the Dallas Times Herald,

“The driver, who requested not to be named, was asked for details of the incident that led to the crash.

‘I crash’, the driver stated nonchalantly, leaving the befuddled mechanics at Enterprise to respond, ‘Oh... okay.’”

I usually avoid anime like the plague, but you sold me. Bravo.

Says the Lazio fan. Did you manage to stop doing your Roman salute long enough to actually type that? Or did you dictate it to a skinhead to write?

I have yet to buy any next-gen consoles yet, so I got DA:I on PS3. The graphics nearly turned me off that game, as did the sheer size of it (I’m a completionist, but I hate sitting around doing side quests). I think DA:O is still my favourite by a small margin, and you should definitely play through the series before…

I really, really, wanted to like Witcher 1. Couldn’t do it. But man, the Witcher 2 was just another game in a long line of RPGs that I spent months false-starting and ended up being one of my favourite games ever.

“Some of my best friends have been lynched!”

... With a mouthful of San Pellegrino?

For me, Kurosawa’s “Throne of Blood” remains to date the best adaptation of MacBeth. Check it out!

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“You racist SHITLORD!”

There are occasionally times I'm fortunate to be Canadian.

Yeah, no shit. Although I suppose if you ever get put in that situation, during selection, you can tell them something like, "The leprechaun in my armoire told me he's guilty."

The medical examiner for Alberta brought Gladue's preserved vagina into the courtroom to show the jury, arguing it was necessary to understand the nature of the injury.

I'm eagerly awaiting a scene where one of the female robbers is being interrogated by police after being caught.

Officer: Why would you follow your husband into a such a depraved life of crime?

Suspect: Because he had a... GREAT ASS!

I'm glad she exists. Now I know what someone would look like if they were the child of Bjork and King Henry VIII.

The greatest genetic waste of them all.

The only ones I can think of are cracker, honkey, whitebread... maybe redneck if you're pushing it. I got called a few of these by a black co-worker but that was in a light-hearted, friendly way. If someone on the street were to call me that for no reason, I'd think they were an asshole, but yeah, none of these terms…

I knew it! That's what all these protests are about. It has NOTHING to do with structural discrimination and inequality. It's black folk just wanting to be racist to white people!

How DARE you call me cracker. My white feelings are hurt.