D.B. Pooper

is it weird that I like the look of the Amber lights?

“comfortable state of mind”

That bit about the shifter and separate button to park is horrendous and stupid.

I had a friend one time yank my parking brake while I was driving 80mph in my Mazda2 on the beltway in Houston. And then he started punching me in the face while I tried to stabilize the mess he put us in. I’m lucky to be alive right now.

Bernie Sanders stickers. I refuse to tow people with those because I won’t get paid.

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

but god? He prob would have done that. Old testament god is a total dick

Funny thing is, leaving is absolutely the opposite of what Jesus would have done.

I’ve always had this theory that if you want a new car, just drive around a college town the first week of school. Between the drinking, drugs, selfies, and kids that do not know where they are going, there is just no way you will not get hit.

This is the most Florida thing to ever happen in a long time.

Candy corn is awesome, just sayin

i dont know what that is..... but my inner 12 year old is going nuts for it

Yeah, who knows what it takes to get out of the grays. I've been posting for 5 years and I'm still in the grays.

Their commercials are what grind my gears, because they have the audacity to call them fun.

When installing bearings freeze them and heat the object they are being installed in, they drop in butter smooth!

A well built off roader isn’t hard to live with as a DD. It’s when you get cheap so you can just get “the look” that you turn your rig into crap.

When I was a kid, my dad had an unreliable, slightly rusty old sports car that he loved unreasonably.

Heck of a headline to parse if you don't follow racing

Thousands of mid 20's men who have secretly had a crush on her for years will finally have an excuse to see her in concert.