If she’s still his girlfriend, or now his wife, I’m pretty sure this means he wins every argument they ever have in perpetuity.

He kind of looks like a character from Bob’s Burgers

This is an honest question, not internet-snarkiness...IS he known for being a “stupid, mean, rapey meathead”? I don’t recall him ever being in any real trouble off the field, especially regarding sexual assault allegations. He comes across as a big meathead, for sure, but I’ve never seen any sort of malicious behavior…

Not sure where specifically you are in the midwest, but I live in Southern Illinois and Freddy’s has been opening locations near me and I love it. Their burgers are amazingly well cooked, their fries are my favorite style (shoestring ala Steak-n-Shake) and they have non-burger options for extremely picky children like…

I realize that your comment is over 4 years old, but this might be the stupidest shit I’ve ever read on the internet (which is saying a lot). You’re a fucking moron, and you obviously went to St. Louis public schools if you know that little about the geography of your own state. (Let me guess, you actually went to…

Not much. What Sanu with you?

I normally hate the guy who doesn’t read the article and goes straight to the comments...but here I am:

This sounds amazing. I’m going to start making this just because. Not even for holidays.

Hmm...your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I smoke a turkey breast every year (just me and my three boys). I chop up fuji or honeycrisp apples and soak them in bourbon overnight, then stuff the apples between the skin and meat of the breast before smoking it. My plan is always to use the leftover apple-infused bourbon for some kind of punch/mulled cider but I…

I went to a wedding recently that was much like this, minus the surprise aspect. The reception started at 4:30, with the bride and groom walking around talking to everyone and catching up with family and friends. Quick 15 minute ceremony at 6, and back to the eating and drinking. Basically the reception was the main…

Right? I’m embarrassed at how long it took me to realize he was talking about the guys from Oasis...

I’m surprised with all the talk of school fundraisers I haven’t seen anyone mention the other insidious youth fundraiser scourge...sports teams. I have three boys, who all play on travel/”select” baseball teams, and my oldest son also plays football and wrestles for youth clubs. The football team sells TJs Pizzas,…

Yes!!!!!!! Smoked turkey breasts is where it’s at. I’ll have to try that injection. That sounds amazing. I cut up apples (fuji or honeycrisp if I’m feeling extra extravagant) and soak them overnight in bourbon, and then stuff those in between the skin and meat. I’ll use the leftover apple infused bourbon for a punch,…

I grew up driving tractors and old farm trucks, so I can’t remember the “first”, but the first time I did something dangerous and survived. It’s not even THAT great of a story, but it’s my story dammit!

When I became a 6th grade science teacher, the “velocity when people really mean speed” thing blew my kids minds...mainly because the only place they usually heard that word was in sports (baseball, especially). Trying to get them to understand the concept of speed being a vector was one of the hardest things I did…

It’s a sad day when a classic Simpsons reference WHOOSHES right over an AV Club commenter’s head...

Patrick, you summed up my feelings perfectly. I enjoy craft brews. I really do. I live outside of St. Louis, and there’s several good craft breweries within a 30-90 minute drive from me. But due to work and kid responsibilities (3 kids playing 4 sports on six different teams..) my drinking is limited by time and…

Re: Gametime Cheap Beer of the Week. I live outside of Belleville, birthplace of Stag. And he’s right...it’s fine. Not great. But I enjoy it, and at the bars it’s usually .50-75 cheaper per bottle.

This happened near me. My son’s team is in the same league as this team and the comments on local message boards and newspaper sites are horrible. Some parents are leading a movement to get this team kicked out of the league. It’s just deplorable. There’s a large Air Force base nearby, and a lot of active duty and…