David Schwimmer and his wife Zoe Buckman are on a break.

First off, this whole topic is about the experience of visiting the country.
But if you want to change that topic about what’s best for my people on an economic level, than I’ll say this:
Fuck your tourism money, we want our textile profits to come back to us. Those Old Navy and Walmart shirts you buy are from my…

This shit is why I drink Diet Coke.

Coke is going to come out with a glorious ad come July 4th or something to counter this and make Pepsi look like even bigger amateurs.

I just woke up, Kate. Did you have to make me livid already? Damn.

My guess is that the concept and final were greenlit by someone high enough in the PepsiCo food chain that their PR team is forced to spin like a generator as opposed to rolling that motherfucker under a bus.

in an exploration of what that truly means to live life unbounded, unfiltered and uninhibited.”

My main takeaway here is that Teen Vogue is not letting nobody get away with NOTHING. And now that there’s finally a more-than-just-decent major fashion rag out there, it went to bimonthly and may merge with the largely content-ruined Allure, *sob* (still grateful to have it at all, though)

I see what you’re saying but sometimes it’s hard to convey something in a language you’re not as fluent in. I used to live in London and sometimes got tired of speaking English all day long at work etc. so (some of my coworkers were German, which is a language I’m more fluent in than EN) and sometimes I just spoke to…

How many times do you think Joe has offered to go beat up Nick, in a blowing off steam kind of way, and Sofia has been like, “Ay, papi, no.” while rubbing his shoulders but secretly fantasizing about him actually doing it?

Sofia definitely upgraded.

This was my expression throughout

I’m of the unpopular opinion that the Kim and Kanye cover wasn’t so bad, or at least it wasn’t bad to me by that point (my personal nadirs being the hideous Spice Girls cover of 1998, the baffling Brtiney Spears cover in 2001, and, of course, “model” Melania Trump herself, looking like a complete twat in 2006). By the…

I was hoping the cop would pepper spray her. Much better ending.

How would you not be ashamed to have come up with this idea, to have story boarded it, to have pitched it, to star in it?!! It must have been a Kardashian production from inception, those shits will do anything and have no shame.

I physically cringed throughout that whole video. God was that terrible on every level.

Honestly, crap like this is what Kendull and the rest of the Insta-duds should be doing. They have no place in high fashion.

I desperately want to believe this blind-af garbage was designed to kill Kendall Jenner’s modeling career. Because she wouldn’t have even made it to the part of ANTM where they get to leave the country. Nope. You can’t smize when there’s nothing inside.

This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen all day, and I refresh my news alerts. Fuck Pepsi, fuck the Kardashian people, fuck this gross appropriation of significant moments in political culture.