I hope they're all labeled properly as "containing nuts."

Lord, don't I know it. Talbot's Woman and Dress Barn sell some nice stuff that you can wear to the office, but most of the stuff at Alight, Torrid, Lane Bryant, places like that...it's just cheap and trashy-looking. I don't want to look like Real Housewives of New Jersey when I'm trying to persuade executives to do…

To me, nursing mama cats' faces always say, "Will somebody get these things the hell off of me already?"

OMG, so true! I have had luck with Le Suit and Calvin Klein but I have to have almost everything tailored.

Let's throw in some bizarre unnecessary details and a huge pastel flower print and then make it transparent.

I came here to post the exact same thing, though you did it much more eloquently than I could have.

That's it. Everyone is out of ideas.

Nah, I look at the web a lot and I don't think there's anything wrong with my attention sp

Well, duh, she *said* she had tried out many diets and exercise programs, but Dear Abby knows them fatties be lyin'.

I used to get this all the time before I passed the age (I assume) where people think it's biologically likely for me to be pregnant. It used to upset and mortify me, but then I became more confident/less concerned about what other people thought about my body shape.

I think the bigger question here is who in the hell is still writing to Dear Abby for advice?

How bad is the person you're trying to avoid that the "safe zone" is the East River?

Abortions for none, bootstraps for all!

The roll call for this bullshit bill, so you can start calling asshole Congressmen who are wasting time and lying with this nonsense: http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2013/roll2…

And not one of these assholes will give a shit about that "pain-capable infant" when it is a viable human, which is what boggles my mind more than anything. "We'll do everything we can to keep you alive until you exit your mother's vaginal canal and enter the world, then you're on your own, sucker!" I mean, I know…

I will never understand how people can be so dangerously invested in something that has no effect on their life whatsoever.

These Congressmen are pro-unborn, not pro-life. They only give a shit about you until the umbilical cord is cut, then it's screw you, burden on society.

And it's not even just negatively affecting the woman (who we all know the GOP couldn't care less about), the fetus these people are working so hard to "protect" will likely end up suffering too!