Ms Baker is correct in not taking on the Taranto piece in detail, because it is horrible. But I would sum its defect another way also: What evidence/argument does he offer to support his charge of war against men? This one case. That's it.

I'm pretty much done with anyone who describes rape as a "something stupid." Leaving the house wearing new pants that still have the size sticker on them is doing something stupid. Rape is a fucking felony. Learn the difference, world.

GAH.

Oh sweet Jesus, there is hope.

Yes. Someone get him an Axe body spray endorsement, stat.

And here I thought Gosselin was good for nothing.

Can we please start asking men like this what I think is an obvious question here? If you as a man feel that men can't help but force sex on women, aren't you basically just admitting that YOU can't help but force sex on women, or at least think about it? Because I honestly can't think of another explanation for guys…

This comment adds nothing to this article, which was great, but will state anyway. James Taranto: garbage made flesh.

So I think the moral is that one should choose their celebrity liquor as carefully as one does their celebrity fragrance...that is, not at all.

What I'm getting here from your comment says a whole lot more about you than it does about Patton. Just FYI.

Oh gawd this FUCKER. I loathe this idiot with the intensity of a million suns. PLEASE wake up home state and jettison this asshole in 2014!!!

For me, it was the guy who referred to his dick as "Black Mamba". He was white. And average-sized. And an idiot.

Ruh-roh. But reminds me of my favorite pirate joke.