Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

It’s like paying a cover to get into the grocery store to spend money.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Light sell this year, trade Manny next year, when he’s hitting. What has Orioles fans pissed is that we clearly suck and Duquette’s talking about buying. Is he on acid?

“I’m Keith Hernandez.”

I’m paying for the 25% change that McGregor get’s soooo fucking frustrated with mayweathers defense style that he flips out and kicks mayweather in the dick.

I’ll pay. I’ll watch. I’ll be embarrassed the next morning that I did either.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

He used (maybe still is?) to be a frequent guest on the FAN590 morning radio show to discuss NFL news. Inevitably at the end there would always be something about the Orioles and I have to say when he tears into that team it is genuinely entertaining, far more than his generic NFL reporting.

Well that’s different. Usually the biggest boob you see at a Marlins game is Jeffrey Loria.

No offense to teh oldz, but WHAT THE FUCK WAS AN 87-YEAR-OLD DOING BEHIND THE WHEEL???

You read my fucking mind. The Orioles didn’t start this shit, didn’t continue this shit, but they may have to be the ones who end it.

No, it means he’s calling him a whore. I don’t know Stephen Colbert on a personal level, but I am 100% sure he’s not homophobic. Cool attempt to gin up controversy though.

And yet Darren Rovell, the cockroach’s cockroach, will survive these cuts and outlive us all.

#BrandsArePeopleTooMyFriend

I’m still nervous. If any team can blow a one goal lead with the game actually over, it’s the Caps.

Man, what did I miss? The rest of us are watching OKC vs Houston.

Yes. This is the good stuff. More of this.

Paul Ryan’s reputation as the Republican’s “serious policy guy” seems to be entirely based on the fact that he wears a nice suit and takes himself very seriously. Nothing he has ever done has shown any indication that he is actually capable of creating any kind of actionable policy. Look at this healthcare fiasco and…

The Ravens have had one GM and two coaches for the entire history of the franchise. Did they mention what about the front office was dysfunctional?