I don’t care what athletes think about politics, but I do think that sometimes what a politician feels about sports can say a good deal.

Lincoln didn’t even stay for the end of the play.

For Immediate Release:

Democrats need to start doing this when the blatant lying begins by the GOP.

This is all very unfair to poor Sage Steele. She makes it clear it’s not herself she’s worried about—it’s all the OTHER flyers (some of them immigrants too, by golly by gum!) who were being inconvenienced for whom Sage Steele’s heart wept. And all because some untidy and obstreperous liberals got a little upset about…

The only way to stop a bad bear is with a good bear. Ban bear free zones!

It’s great. He asked if JK Scott was Ray Guy and if Keyshawn ever played with Y.A. Tittle.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

“I won’t be seeing you much anymore, Mr. Goodell, but you’re always invited to come by and mow my lawn.”

-SSSr

“Dallas Creamer” is not a real person’s name. This is a sexual act where you wear a cowboy hat and jerk off in your partner’s coffee.

The Stanwick family, considered “one of the first families of lacrosse,”

Can’t wait to see the look on everyone’s faces when Trump somehow gets in.

This is the same team that was bitching about the Patriots exploiting the rule book right??

It’s appropriate that Ravens-Bengals ends with everyone hugging each other. These teams love each other so much.

The understandable look of dread on a man about to be evaluated by NFL physicians for brain trauma.

I wish they wouldn’t show guys crying when they get hurt. It reminds me that these are real people with painful injuries and not just pawns for my fantasy team. Total buzzkill.

Not to go all HOT TAKE-Y on everyone, but seriously, fuck this sport. Watch the NBA, where the talent/athleticism is not only at an all time high, but the star players actually are able to play most of the games

Bill Simmons was a flawed candidate.

Mike Pence is the worst, the only way he is better than Trump is that he maybe wouldn’t start a nuclear war because someone insulted his hair. But on reproductive rights Pence is far scarier than Trump.

Mike Tirico is the luckiest man in the world.