Maybe Jason Pierre-Paul was onto something and is actually a genius.  

You left out the best part:

Man, was that game cathartic as a Ravens fan. Worrying about the secondary so much and everybody saying the team was gonna be bad, it was nice to see the defense beat up on Dalton.

Well you must admit at least the dividends of the Beckham move that everyone was second guessing have been excellent... He brought life into a struggling team and honestly you could say started this turnaround. Fundamentally this goes back to ownership meddling, and I know you know this... The Angelos family will not…

Found this on my ‘Deadspin’ feed....

Pay the man, Baltimore. Or else someone else will.

The saddest fight I’ve ever seen was Mayweather Arturo Gatti. He dominated him in a way I’ve never seen in pro boxing amongst guys at the title-fight/big PPV level. It was everything I’d heard Ali Holmes was. A rematch on 8/26 would be a better fight than what we’re going to see.

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

It’s because conservatives have been so effective in convincing Americans than public health care is for Communists.

that would require him to last until the season premiere which is still six weeks away

Jesus, someone at SNL must have a bulletproof rabbit’s foot or horseshoe or something, because just when I thought the inspiration for their best bit of the year was vanishing to the Great Podium in the Sky, into the national spotlight comes an even better character. Hell, McCarthy could just make SNL her full time…

For those wondering what the hell that paper in the tweet is about...the good news is there are pictures. The bad news is I can’t tell you what the paper’s about, either.

Unfortunately the demand for interviews with MIT students is pretty low by comparison to literally any NFL player.

“College athletes shouldn’t be paid because they get a free education.”

In regards to playing professional football again, the Raven quoted

This guy made in 10 years what Andrew Wiggins stands to make in 1 if he signs his new deal.

He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.

The only thing left is that he just wants to be considered the best player on his team, which makes it odd when his short list of 4 contains one team with a player (Porzingis) that should be better than him shortly, one team with two players (Butler and KAT) who are widely considered better than him right now, and one…

IS it NECESSARY for Lebron to drink his own urine?? No, but he does it anyway because it’s sterile and he likes the taste.