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“Great win team, now time to go the library motherfuckas.”

When Russell Wilson was asked to give his opinion, he said “nah, I’ll pass.”

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Hey, the guy has proven he’ll do anything to win.

He was a student at LSU, simple was about the best they could hope for.

I hope he got into clubhouse, sat down and muttered to himself, “I’m getting too old for this shit.”

I think I found someone who will enjoy the shitstorm that will follow missing the playoffs this year more than I will.

“No tiger? Dumbass!” was also how my adapted screenplay of The Life of Pi got rejected.

Not even close, this is the old Army Combatives Trophy

This is in contrast to joining the Angels, where you get three texts asking if you know where Josh Hamilton is.

It's pretty rude for Paul Pierce and Drew Gooden to taunt their own teammate.

708'er if I ever saw one. Go home.

If there ever was a time to just brush something under the rug... baseball in the inner city was capital DEAD 10 or 15 years ago. These kids did more for baseball than anything short of normalizing relations with Cuba in the past year. These kids reconnected the sport to places where ballfields were dried up and

It's almost as if lamb was responsible for the ball's passover the hoop.

And can you believe that those 100 footballs still contracted MRSA?

I feel really positive for all the Penn State alumni who will interpret this move as a validation of what they've claimed all along: That their hero was not the driver of a nefarious coverup, but was simply too much of a stupid pants-shitting old dullard to put the pieces together, realize what was going on, and take

"Jay seemed pretty indifferent about the whole thing. I mean of course it was bad, but if he cared you couldn't tell on his face." -People with Jay when this news broke, when 9/11 happened, when his pet died as a child, when he found out the world was going to be destroyed by a meteor,

well, he is an offensive coordinator...

As a Bulls fan since a small boy, I can't express to you how genuinely happy it makes me to see the Knicks continue to fuck up a premier franchise year after year after year. It almost makes me feel better about employing a Ferrari for a point guard (unbelievably exciting to drive, too fragile to use most of the time,

Child porn is not illegal because it's morally corrupting. It's illegal because it portrays a crime. Banning media simply because we find it distasteful or immoral is a really bad idea. There are a lot of things in your life that Ted Cruz finds distasteful and immoral and he could be our next president — do you really