He's actually standing in this picture. 

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

I’m wondering if Senate Republicans might vote to convict Trump out of sheer embarrassment.

Trump’s main strategy (such as it is) to fight the coming battle: don’t deny the charges—simply act as if soliciting foreign help to investigate a political rival and influence an election is extremely fine and normal.

Actually Ramsey didn’t. The Lyin’ media would have you think he did, but actually he did not! In fact, lots of people, and I know smart people. Tough people too. Some of the tou-some of the smartest people I know. Smart people, tough as nails. You don’t jus-You don’t just want a tough guy you know? They gotta be smart…

The thing about crowning achievements is that some societies are so starved of leadership that they’ll bestow rule with the least forethought. Defeating a backwards rabble of pirates is hardly the foundation of government.

— Senator Bernie Sanders is the original —

Since you asked, Leonard Floyd also got called for a bullshit personal foul for legally tackling someone earlier in the game.

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Pitcher: “Your frequent replacement of perfectly fine baseballs is excessive.”

Umpire: “What? Why wouldn’t the Freemasons find Spaceballs impressive?”

[...mutual confused silence...]

Pitcher, Umpire, Batter, and Catcher together: “Bill Pullman sucks.”

Maps, how do they work?

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go…

Wearing the flag as apparel began as a protest in the 1960s for this reason. 

‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’

when I finally got to Hyrule Castle and discovered it was a fully fleshed out Zelda dungeon

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

I for one can’t wait to see Christopher Plummer in Deadpool 2.