Darren Wilson promptly shot Nate Robinson.

I want to find one, just one positive in this story, so good on the kid who recorded that drunk fucking scumbag. He should go into police work or something. You can hear him forcibly questioning "Brian," without cajoling him, and successfully getting a confession. Good on you kid. A+ job for an amateur.

It's not the first time dummy text has made it through the copy editing process

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

So, you're saying he was acting as a dekoy?

Every Play The Bears Ran Was The Most Disastrous Play Of Week 10

The Bears just signed the cord to a 5 year contract worth 70 million dollars.

Mark Emmert: "You pay them 10%?! What a ripoff!!"

correction: rapist beats rapists.

The Shot Heard 'Round The Small Group Of People Who Can Find Fox Sports 1 On Their TVs

Fitzpatrick: I'm not a man of many words! I hate pleonasm, despise verbosity, and detest loquaciousness! I'm not going to practice circumlocution here, fellows, nor try to pass off some periphrasis as hortatory rhetoric! No! All the vainglory and speechifying—I'll leave that to others! What I want to say is LET'S GET…

Reporter: So those goggles, is that a reference to Steve Smith's earlier comments?

No actual fighting? Alt headline-

BuzzBallz are sad.

There was also a version where a pie chart was used, but it didn't last long.

A family walks into a talent agent's office.

Except nobody is "absolving" Gordon. The NFL could have suspended him for 8 games and no one would take issue with that other then pointing out as you mentioned the absurdity of the policy. But trite or not the Rice situation does matter here. It makes the league look bad when a guy who dragged his unconscious wife…

Sincerely,

"I don't know. That sounds like a pretty flimsy excuse for passing over Bridgewater."

-Twin Cities civil engineers, 2007