The entire 5th season of the Wire was Godfather III bad. It’s a brilliant show for four seasons, then David Simon gets revenge on his old newspaper, the greatest character in Cable TV history gets a total face-plant ending and McNulty does a shit Baltimore accent for 5 episodes. Save but for Slim Charles it sucked as…

Results often are scripted but how exactly you get there can vary and include mistakes. They have a general idea of what they are doing move to move but matches can take on a life of their own. 

—If Kingston wins the title, as he’s very likely t—

The justice system sees one color: green. 

--and many white athletes in general are able to almost-completely ignore politics in their daily lives.--

I wonder if the Fyre/Theranos effect is finally taking hold and people with money or access to money are finally looking at “The Next Big Thing” with some actual honest skepticism. I’m sure my optimism is poorly placed 

Whoa, slow down with all that fancy science talk. Us normals can’t keep up with your elevated way of thinking. 

Bury me with a Cherry Coke and enjoy your shitty funeral home and your ungrateful children. 

Even the reporting about this bullshit is in and of itself bullshit. It’s like a bullshit MC Escher work of bullshit 

It actually comforts me that you can be at the absolute pinnacle of wealth, fame, respect and career success...and still fucking hate the people you work with. 

Democrats spent all of their 2008 political capital and every ounce of momentum passing Obamacare. The branding was bad, the roll-out was worse. “People who like their plan can keep it” became “Read my lips” It. Was. A. Clusterfuck.

you might need a primer on where things stand...

…his 2016 campaign also helped galvanize rode on a wave of, and took too much credit for, a bottom-up national movement…

I don’t understand why they don’t just file the grievance already.

Asked why he gave Jack a third chance after so many failures, the officer cited a case of mistaken identity. He thought he was a Kiffin. 

Oh Dell, Demps da brakes 

The Bears have just a sad a list without a single HoF calibur player on the offense except for a center. 

I figure one of the anti-Wentz sources is Alshon. Dude just can’t help but drop a dime. 

On the list of people who are to blame for letting R. Kelly get away with mass rape for two decades, Dave Chappelle and Neal Brennan are pretty fucking far down. 

Moncada has less than 1,000 career at bats. Giolito has 30 career starts. Anderson is still developing! Pitchers get Tommy John surgery! Let’s bury them. Hang up and wait for your answer.