Watch literally any other media appearance and he is incredibly engaging and likable. The Chicago media, who really are dicks, love the guy, same for the players and fans. This was the only negative thing he said about a anyone all year, so that should tell you who is the real problem in this one.

Parkey is that drunk friend trying to come back in the party to apologize for a third time for breaking your grandmothers vase. Go home asshole. 

I had a good reason, then I forgot it, got dizzy and threw up. 

I am a dyed-in-the-wool White Sox fan, born and raised on the South Side, slept under a Sox Man flag in my room as a kid. I love this team as much as anyone can love a baseball team. If Manny Machado called me personally and asked my opinion about signing with the Sox my reaction would still probably be “I dunno dude,…

==Bears fans have to live with each and every regret==

It is what it is, I’m getting over it. But fuck this fucking geek on a stack of fucking bibles. Leave town Cody.  Now. 

Her socialist agenda will destroy Medicare 

Her word-vomit hole-digging response reminded me I saw her on an episode of Bill Maher’s show a couple years ago and she rambled and talked over the panel and host to such a degree that Maher eventually had to tell her to shut up, which was a bad look for everyone. Also, zero trace of a British accent. 

I, uh, don’t care what happens to him. Is that bad? I mean I feel for anyone dealing with mental illness but I don’t care about him anymore, and probably less, than homeless guy I throw a couple bucks to from time to time.

I use mine as stress relievers under my eyes. They don’t get drinks cold but they are super cold to the touch and feel great when you dab them under your eyes after a stressful day of looking at the computer screen too much. 

If you get shrimp at a sporting event you deserve everything that happens to your insides. 

“These firefighters were called to deal with the inevitable fall out when the rest of the city fails to prevent a gas line explosion.”

It’s almost as if the criminal justice system is hopelessly broken and swallows up and spits out minority lives with impunity. 

The Paul Konerko Hall Of Very Good For Very Long is an intriguing idea and I wish to subscribe to the newsletter.

=still only managed to rack up career totals of 2,866 hits=

-I wonder what those sports have in common?-

Game of Thrones giant; Giants win easily.

We had a fat guy touchdown, the first successful onside in the NFL in like two years and a successful imitation Philly special as time expired and still managed to somehow fucking lose to a 3-8 team who’s QB is an extra on Walking Dead. Fuck.

It was flip to the halfback rather than a direct snap and in this case he went to his second read when the QB was covered. Other than that, it’s a pretty similar play so lighten up Francis. 

Knocking on 40 over here so I have no clue who this clown is but he looks like a parody of a teen rap star that would appear in a Judd Apatow film