His trip to Hunter Thompson’s house was pretty damn funny

Maybe I am hopelessly naive for thinking any of this matters.

Omar Asik is like “What? No invite?”

I’m sitting in a Chicago bar with my friends near ecstatic that this time it was going to be different. As soon as the Allison pass hits, I look at them and say We. Are. Fucked. I should have just went home. I don’t know why I felt like I had to watch the same FUCKING MOVIE over again. 

I just watched the clip again. The most annoying part of the whole thing is the “We’ll get em next time” clap that Wilson gives after he literally threw away a Super Bowl. Just obnoxious. Also, I won $600 on that play. Thanks idiots. 

This was a good take. I watched the show and liked it for it’s entertainment value but it was not profound. What I couldn’t get past was Maverick Carter. Everyone is so recognizable and larger than life in the room but 40% of the conversation is being directed by the one guy you don’t know  who is doing a bad Puffy…

Donald deserves to get paid, but this is a JJ Watt sized problem with the cap space. $84 million to a player who doesn’t touch the ball is a problem. He’s great, he can affect a game in a big way, but a massive percentage of your cap space is now tied up in a couple interior linemen.

Three things:

Gotta Fill Those Big Beautiful Private Prisons

Trump thinks you are tweeting a little too much

How this got from an editor’s desk to publication:

Look at those picks. FUCKING LOOK AT THEM!...

Nope. Just people with perspective and rational approaches to life.

I don’t think Ian Black was saying the movement is responsible for anyone’s redemption. But right now, and this article is pretty good evidence, the existing book on people like CK, whose offenses are serious but do not rise to the level of Weinstien or Kevin Spacey, is banishment forever. It WOULD be helpful to…

Until you post every mistake you’ve made, every time you’ve hurt someone, every selfish and hard to defend act, I refuse to see you as a human. If you cut me off in traffic, Jesus Jumped Up you better be crawling to me on your knees begging for the warm embrace of my eternal forgiveness..

Thank you. This shit is tiresome. 

Between this and Sister Jean, Chicago is killing in the Sports Nun department 

Neddle-nosed Ned? Ned the Head? 

Bears fans seems a little too happy about X-Man Le’Von Bell’s score

Three years ago the idea to publish this as a piece of Deadspin would have made no sense at all. It’s not really at all surprising or interesting that two wealthy people around the same age would know each other and run in the same circles. Viewed through any other lens, this is a story about nothing. That Dear Leader…