I follow the NFL pretty closely. I watch the first 3-4 rounds of the draft every year. I can tell you facts about random non-star players. I genuinely don’t remember ever hearing the name Corey Coleman at any point in the last three years.

Dude, read the fucking WP article linked here. It’s not about intelligence or even parenting skills. It’s a neurological hiccup that can happen to anyone, including you. You aren’t a superior parent. If you can’t even learn the subject before popping off IN ALL CAPS, you aren’t really a superior anything. 

he wealthy do, it turns out. And the poor, and the middle class. Parents of all ages and ethnicities do it. Mothers are just as likely to do it as fathers. It happens to the chronically absent-minded and to the fanatically organized, to the college-educated and to the marginally literate. In the last 10 years, it has…

Read linked WP the article. You’ll understand it better

Bingo. Read the article. It’s pretty good (and horrible) but the problem is literally a mental override that requires something to jar your memory. Hence, the missing shoe trick. 

George P Dog and Rocky and Mugsy have zero...I mean ZERO business sitting ahead of Sylvester. Sylvester is a headliner, man

I am constantly defending Tim Anderson against the jeers of my fellow White Sox fans because I think he has a lot of promise as a multi-tool player and because I think a lot of the local critique is rooted in, ahem, non-baseball related factors.

Vegas is legal now. Those are some edible eyes 

I was always taught hand on your heart, standing towards the flag. Did I miss something?

I 100% believe this is all true. I’m just a little confused as to why Georgia, which was not going to sway the outcome of anything. If it could be shown that even a few votes were manipulated in Michigan, Wisconsin or Penn. It could finally be called what it was; an illegitimate election.

To be fair the IOC is pretty consistent. You can only funnel 100ml of bribes a day and they only allow 100ml of sex abuse scandals to pass through in a 24 hr period. 

The second paragraph here is informative. The first sentence is you being an arrogant prick. Be more like the second paragraph guy. 

If racism is a disqualifier than so long Red Sox, Yankees, Orioles, White Sox, Cubs, Phillies, Tigers...fuck. Baseball is just the Blue Jays vs. the Padres every game now.

Shave the schedule by 20 games and you can create whatever elaborate playoff structure you want. October could be balls out crazy for 8-10 cities a year. 

Fuck you. We are plenty fucking nice. 

There is no way the Supreme Court would uphold such a blatant attempt to...OH FUCK!!!

Even Putin looks a little concerned for us

England - I know your pain. I feel your pain. I am your pain.

“Ah yes, a bolt of lightening into a huge copper conductor. I thought you lived at a school.”

As flash in the pan point guards go, he Rose above the rest