There is no way the Supreme Court would uphold such a blatant attempt to...OH FUCK!!!

Even Putin looks a little concerned for us

England - I know your pain. I feel your pain. I am your pain.

“Ah yes, a bolt of lightening into a huge copper conductor. I thought you lived at a school.”

As flash in the pan point guards go, he Rose above the rest 

—because of how dead tired the Croats will almost certainly be by the time Sunday’s final rolls around—

25 years after the fact, my sister was finally able to tell us about what an uncle had done years ago. For two and half decades we we’re totally blind to her pain and his potential to hurt others. The most destructive aspect of the situation is what he did, but the fear and the silence were not far behind. We still…

Sluts were asking for it is the only thing missing here 

Last year the Bulls were 26th in total offense, 27th in total defense...and 1st in total attendance.

I’m not gonna keep buying these fucking floating sunglasses if this parent company is going to slowly murder the product line.

Thank you. I kept scrolling looking for the No Country piece. 

Unions shaped the entire workplace as we know it today. People have taken many of these victories for granted. They are going to have to lose something big before they remember how good they had it. It’s tragic

If this was really accurate they would have put all the latino players in cages before the game. 

Haney personally emailed this reporter a list of policies, while Jacobs’ campaign manager declined to provide any for his candidate.

I worked in politics for 12 years. We assume all voters to be low information voters. High information voters are usually obsessed with one topic (abortion, guns etc) 

Gangster. Gangbanger. Low Life. “That Community”. Church people. “You know”. That last one in context reads like “They sold the house to ‘you know’, so we’re moving too”  - In Chicago there is also a hand-waiving in front of face gesture sort of like John Cena’s You Can’t See Me that means black people. 

-Sanders has been in the job for nearly a year-

Damon Amendolara...Jesus the guy is so concussed he is spelling his name wrong and thinks he’s a CBS radio host

It’s a low-risk, low-reward move. You minimize your bump from the convention, but that bump is shorter and shorter each election anyways. File this under “Whatever, just get a breathing body not named Hilary and we should clear 53% easily”

Now guys, just like every year we want to remind you that you represent WSU football in all things you do, including social med... Actually, I’m gonna have the D Coordinator make this speech.