“neither is an option for me”

There is a perfectly good Astros-White Sox game on the 13th Anniversary of their epic 2005 World Series battle on the same date.

Gordon Beckham was a mid-season call up for the White Sox like 8 years ago. He hit in the mid-.300 range his first month. In part because Chicago will always elevate a white kid in the media as fast as possible and in part because it was a slow sports news period in the city, he was heralded as the Next Big Thing...

Every owner should have one hanging in their office:

Tom Brady could solve all of this by kneeling for free speech.

It’s hard for me to imagine anyone giving Jessica Walter shit and living to tell about it. Guess I’m too wrapped in her characters

it’s hard not to want them to win...Except, you know, it’s really not.

Kinda looks like James O’Keefe

Lighten up, Francis

As a wrestling fan and a Chicagoan this makes me very proud

How do you pass a broad federal anti-sports gambling prohibition without shutting down Las Vegas?

This is Embarrassing

I know the guy who threw the high-school house party that is part of a Mulaney bit. He’s not happy about it either.

Welcome to Chicago Mr. Smith. You got nothing to worry about, I’m a professional.

It’s sad watching Derrick Rose still trying to do things like he has 2010 legs and not the peanut brittle he’s walking around on. That jumper used to be a foot higher and made him damn near impossible to defend. Same with the exploding first step. All the frowns.

That REALLY felt like the Bad Ol Days of LeBron’s first Cavs run.

I remember watching with fear and loathing as they won the SB in 2010 and went 15-1 the following year. I was going to have to watch our division rival win like 3 straight Super Bowls.

Brett Connelly: Solid guy

Please. This is a pretty typical (and tired) political stunt. You can’t run a city by yourself or with your two closest aides. 95% of those people will be back in their jobs by Friday and the business of government will go on looking pretty much exactly the same as it did yesterday.

They could have milked this for at least a month, picking different kids out of the crowd and having Braun wreck various tag teams. It would have been better than whatever they have planned.