I ate two big mushroom caps in Las Vegas because I wanted to be all Dr. Gonzo. It wasn’t until after than I went back and saw that HST wrote that Vegas was basically the worst town to trip in. I made the best of it after a pretty rough first 90 minutes. The weirdest part was that normally I’m the type that has to…

Seeking Arrangement owes Deadspin some cash for this free advertising...or are they providing you with clothes, shoes and fancy dinners?

Horry County. More like Whorey County, amiright!...

Good for you. Get yourself a Coke and a smile and shut up.

The early competitive balance of a game is a pretty common pitfall. I’m 30% and a handful of decent upgrades into Horizon Zero Dawn and I’m still afraid to take on certain enemies. Skyrim was that way too, the first 50 hours you’re running like a bitch at the first sound of a dragon before you get settled.

Wet Bag Of Cigarette Butts That Thinks It’s Judge Holden

This is a lot of White Sox content this early in the year. It’s only March...man.

He’s been showing his ass to Lake Michigan every Sunday for nine years.

They will basically never have a home field advantage. All of their “home” games will be packed with coked up tourists from the visiting team’s city.

Remember when we all made fun of that grandma in Carolina who wrote the league about Cam Newton acting too black? Yeah, the NFL took that shit and built a policy manual around it.

Man, I miss seeing Alston on the Bears.

I think I speak for all White Sox fans when I say we appreciate your willingness to sacrifice your career to shine a brighter light on our mediocre team.

Maybe publish this yesterday when it could have done some actual good? Picks are in, dude.

This place is Chicago SMU

This perspective allows me to be slightly less upset that the Bears will start the year with Matt Barkley under center.

I keep having to say this. The VAST majority of Chicago residents rarely if ever eat deep dish pizza. It’s for tourists. Chicago pizza is thin crust with heaping mozzarella, a thin sauce leaning toward the sweeter side and cut in squares.

While I think it’s admirable that he’s not just taking the cash and phoning it in, this type of shit rarely works out. It’s like when a pitcher looses his fastball and is “learning how to be a different kind of pitcher” Translation: “has two more years in the Majors”

He was also the only good thing about Predator 2

—and is that why he’s not allowed to talk to the media?’ And if we don’t trust what he’s going to say to the media, why don’t we trust what he’s going to say to the media?—

It’s great when objectively written pieces about your football team still read like a “Why Your Team Sucks” follow up article.