Melt down the fucking statue at the 50-yard line on Senior Day.

Noun, verb...did you hear I won an election?

Shut it, pleb. Also the foyer needs a dusting.

We have an exciting position for you at the Triangle Shirtwaist factory.

What the hell do we really need unions for anymore? I already have a competitive stable wage, benefits, a safe work environment, and paid holidays....

This team is a hot mess. What does Cleveland have that the Bulls would want? Send Wade back to LeBron’s hip and everyone will be happier.

Seems like they changed the headline from the link to the actual article. Oh what a difference an “Is” and a “?” will do:

It is a small leap from this kind of “logic” to believing that climate change is a hoax put on by the Chinese government.

This guy’s twitter reads like a rack of No Fear T-shirts in a 90's Spencers

He’s also willing to wear the throwback jerseys.

Dear New York,

When we were 12, my friend and I found an old wheel chair in his garage. We tipped the wheelchair on its side and waited for cars to approach the intersection. As the car got close, one of us would pretend we were writhing on the ground and the other would stand over the chair freaking out.

Lane Kiffin Announces Plans to Leave Florida Atlantic for “Once in a lifetime opportunity”

Before reading this, I thought Trumps victory margin was made up largely of short-sighted angry middle-aged white folks lashing out at a changed world, soft-shell racists who think that just because they don’t shout N-Bombs at black people means that they can’t be called bigots, conspiracy theorists who will believe…

The fourth and final page of my nephews list. Notice he ends it with asking for “every game/toy” presuming he wants everything ever produced for children’s entertainment. AND then helpfully reminds us to “ save some of those for the other Christmas years”

She’s like one of the female Saviors from Walking Dead. She’s surrounded by rapists, thieves and murderers, but she’s plucky and knows how to survive.

I will reiterate that if Hillary Clinton was the President-elect, nothing would be different, and there would probably be those who would not want to be involved because of her.

Facts don’t matter anymore, stupid

That ball is way back!

The season is long over and we need draft positioning more than anything, but FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!