Holy fuck. I thought with that intro it was just a dumb “what if” article. It’s actual fucking fan fiction.
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Dear Bucs fans, putting faith in Chris Conte makes this happen:
Outside of the Bulls 72 win season, 2006 was the most entertaining year of my Chicago-sports-loving fan life. My Dad and I went to take over the Rams stadium in St. Louis with 30k fellow Bears fans and Hester ran back two kickoffs. It was like watching Superman.
How about he does recovery his way and you do it yours.
My Mom had a less than cordial run in with pre-first lady Michelle Obama in the first class seats of a United flight. There was some confusion over seating and when my Mom got up to move she tried to do the sort of “big fan...” greeting and asked about taking a photo. An aide said no to the photos but Michelle didn’t…
As a White Sox fan I’m good with this. Sale can be amazing, especially between May and July, but he is Florida swamp trash and will do something to annoy the shit out of his teammates and manager sooner rather than later. As for his actual production, a weird thing has happened in August/September of the last two…
When I saw the recast of Lawrence I figured it was a split timeline. I was still pleasantly surprised that all of the build up to the maze literally boiled down to “when we said it wasn’t meant for you, we meant it really wasn’t meant for you, like, at all”
Is this Godell and the NFL growing a crop of non-union officials that can be used in the event of future strikes? The Ref’s strike was an embarrassing defeat for the shield. I wouldn’t be shocked if this is preparation for the future.
Why he tries to go the extra mile here is beyond me. The answer to the critique is, I’m a comedian, comedians make light of world around them, this was a joke about how the election result is at least in part a backlash to political correctness and the over extension of identity politics. That’s it. Just a joke from a…
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It’s also worth noting that HOF level players are leaving years before they would have in years past. If Jerry Rice and Walter Payton played today, they may well have joined Megatron and Beast Mode on the beach.
help facilitate the paying of college players...
“Schlafly was an evil fraud, but a canny one, whose sense of the currents of American politics anticipated and then supported those that would put Ronald Reagan and his backers in power for a generation.”
The attorney is clearly lying. Derrick Rose is not highly respected by anyone.
“If they take football away..
You made it through 50 guys without a single 90's Chicago Bear? How?
“When you make the decision to play football for Notre Dame, you’re playing for national championships,”... except that hasn’t happened since like 6 years before you were born there fella. Oh, and the last time you were in the final game was a known embarrassment to all of college football. I bet Teo still wakes up…
A really, really well written piece. I count myself among A Rod detractors but this made me think. Well done.
I have vague memories of the Bears ‘85 Super Bowl. But by the time I could record long-form thought, we were getting bent over a Joe Montana shaped barrel.