I heard he fucked some dude to get this job.

This thing is 8 years away. That is more than enough time to find a host that wasn't the inspiration for Dr. Evil.

Are you still sad they don't let frat boys jump around like a fake Indian as the Illini get beat to a pulp by Purdue? I bet you're still sad.

I love my hometown of Chicago, but Mike Ditka is one universal symbol of it that I can't stand. The guy is an asshole who stumbled into a Superbowl win on Buddy Ryan's back (there is a reason the players carried Ryan on their shoulders, just to piss Ditka off), and then squandered away some of the best talent in the…

We would have been denied one of the great deadpan lines ever. "What the hell is Drew Bledsoe doing here" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

it's still incredible a manager leading a low-payroll team this deep is so polarizing. - So he's basically an Ozzie Guillen that you can understand?

Are any of the players questioning if Wilson is black enough named Sherman, Thomas or Lynch? No? Than STFU and enjoy showing off your Superbowl ring.

Pete Carroll gets 1,000 peace workers beheaded by ISIS.

This was an invention of Dave Toub when he was the Bears special teams coord. It's a brilliant play when executed right. Of course, when the Bears did it, it was called back for a phantom penalty because the Bears are never allowed to beat the Packers.

He may have mad a series of terrible decisions to lose the game, but man was he ever humble and gritty while he did it.

For this guy's sake he better hope he doesn't live anywhere near UGA, cause they'll find out who he is eventually, and those fans are super-reasonable and laid back at the moment.

I'm sorry you're Dad didn't play catch with you. It's not your fault, It's not your fault, It's not your fault.

The answer is 3. It's always been 3. My mom says it's 3, every grilled cheese sandwich I've ever eaten has been 3. So, it's 3. 3 slices of Land O' Lakes Yellow American Cheese. 3

Southern Illinois' delicious answer to this challange

In Chicago people treat this beer like it's some rare gem from the orient. I was at a party that had a pony keg of the stuff that someone drove to Ohio to get. You would have thought they brought back a tub of water from the fountain of youth. It wasn't bad. Kind of reminds me of Coors Banquet. Which is to say, as…

You just reminded me I still have half a bag of fritos in my desk. THANKS!

Conte sucks but in truth, once Jackson is past the 20 the game is pretty much over, he made a lame attempt at knocking the ball out but this one ain't on him.

Michael Pitt certainly carried this show it's first couple seasons and I vowed not to watch it after he was killed off. I still disagree with the move as I felt the writers could have accomplished the same thing by having Nucky kill his brother Eli, which would have made more sense. But I will say that Bobby…

So the NFL policy is ludicrous but just shut up and deal with it because football players make a lot of money. Sound logic.

He had multiple text messages and voice mails from the boy saying he was drowning, only to arrive and find out it was a 50 year old housewife who was an excellent swimmer.