At some point in our lives, we have all Pondered how to pass over the Bridgewater to get to our Cassel

We're roughly three hours away from all of St. Louis being covered in an invisible dome.

Fuck the NFL and their North Korea-esque obsession with enforcing every aspect of their perceived image at all times. You shouldn't be allowed to force Foster, Lynch or anyone else to talk to media. Good for Foster for finding creative ways to fuck with them.

Here is a warning sign: Lovie Smith went 29-16 in his last three seasons with the Bears including a trip to the NFC championship game and NOBODY in Chicago argued to keep him.

As with many things, Walter Matthau was right

Glad the Bucs front office is forward-thinking. I can assure you under Lovie Smith, your offense will be backwards-falling.

I know plenty of places that go heavy on speeding tickets for the revenue and to perpetuate their own existence, but I've never heard of it to this extreme. There needs to be better checks on excessive judges and prosecutors.

NFL and NFLPA have a labor contract that ensures league minimums

Lebatard's father also submitted an ad but no one could understand what the fuck it said.

I'm in Chicago and people treat Yuengling like it's some rare gem from the ancient Orient that only arrives every 3rd full moon after we sacrifice a beer virgin. Yeah, it's not bad as American lager goes, but it's pretty much on par with a Coors Banquet beer. If it wasn't for their strict refusal to distribute the…

Ray Rice's punishment for his actions should be decided by the law enforcement system. As much as Roger Godell believes otherwise, he is not in fact part of the law enforcement system. Olbermann has a point in the inconsistency of league policy in matters as grave as assault vs. say, a petty drug bust. But I would…

Every generation gets the Pete Rose it deserves

I'm guessing "lacks ability to summarize" was on at least one employee evaluation.

'Bout time for some no-name Cardinal outfielder to get drilled before going on to hit .500 in the impending playoff series between these two teams.

Some pretty basic PR 101 shit here. If you are an institution being attacked by an individual, don't try to retaliate against the individual. You have more to lose and less public sympathy. All they are doing is expanding the forum for Kluwe to open up about every little bad thing he's seen in an NFL locker room. Bad…

He could in theory still be discriminated against for his beliefs. In this case, his general support for gay rights / equality.

There is no such thing at a 60 year old spoiler, but yeah it ain't the Disney ending

Lovie Smith is a very decent and likeable person whose teams will be well prepared and competent...Oh, and the Bucs will inexplicably lose at least 3 games in which they dominate every category except the score. Trust me, I've never missed a Bears game.

Since when did sports writers really know there subjects? Michael Jordan convinced the sports world he wasn't an insufferable prick for decades. If he had a better HoF speech writer we may have never known.

The Germans are fierce. I mean, no one thought you could ever top slavery as the greatest human rights abuse by a western civilization, but they play to win.