The dude from the Spin Doctors , Chris Barron had some health problems and ended up with vocal paralysis for a while but seems to be doing fine now. Also their first album Pocket full of Kryptonite is an absolute banger , and thats a hill I’m willing to die on ,although the later albums ..not so much.

Replacement hip, hooray.

When a senior starts losing weight, it’s not a good sign.  Prediction:  this man will be dead within a year.

Ow, my hip!

Yeah, a lot of it is on the store. My preferred store actually has staffed self-check. There is an employee assigned that is actively clearing ID’s and other issues. And you can keep scanning at this location, it just won’t let you pay at the end. So I scan my beer first to get that ID light flashing while I continue…

Clearly he’s a lich and we’re slowly working through phylacteries until we find the one that untethers him...

the only times it’s ever been a wait for me is when multiple people are buying alcohol and only one person has the access card to age verify. and even then it’s like, what, 40 seconds.

Actually do always use it for your alcohol purchases. If I’m just buying a case of beer or a bottle at someplace with self checkout I will generally go there. I know the attendant will be able to actually override the age restriction. In a lane you are taking up a whole staffed lane, with the off chance the person can…

Because self checkout is generally quicker and I don’t have to deal with a person. And I can bag stuff myself better than most baggers do it these days.

I, too, remember the infamous Atheist Crusades, and the Atheist Witch Hunts in which they burned accused Religion-Havers at the stake after show trials.

It’s literally limitless.

Hmmmm.... how about crap bandwidth and latency in large parts of the country? What about slower speeds during the evening in high-density areas?

The only reason someone should return an acting award is if it turns out it’s not actually their performance, somewhat like Milli Vanilli and their Grammy. This obviously hasn’t happened yet, and isn’t likely to any time soon, but I suppose we could get to a point where actors are replaced with computer generated…

I had a mini-panic attack watching Bone Tomahawk.

“Insufferable Musk™: The new fragrance by Ralph Lauren.”

Underworld may be a bit too slick and easy for its own good, but it’s very entertaining. I can’t argue with the rest of this list.

I don’t see that specific comment as blaming her, just wondering how it’s possible she didn’t suspect anything after he had a fucking bunker built in his basement.

Can someone please explain to me how your husband builds a soundproof murder room in your basement and you still don’t know he is a serial killer? 

People have different tastes.  Don’t be insulting.

Maybe if everyone who watched Netflix actually PAID for it, they'd not have to raise prices so much so often.