Jesus Christ even teenagers looked like they were 40 years old back in the 80s.

Directed by David Cronenberg.

I love how you’re telling him to change his attitude but in a way that’s vaguely threatening. Way to be a part of that problem.

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

People who prefer the PS2's “quality” visuals are the same people who think VHS offers an experience you can’t get with Blu-ray and that the distortion and low fidelity fuzzing sounds on ancient LP’s are better than than crystal clear audio where you can hear all the instruments.

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

And that right there, folks, is the highest foul pop off a pitcher’s head caught for an out in the Statcast Era.

You and I are on the same sheet of music.

You should also respect @AgeEighty’s right to be entirely correct. :)

seriously. i’m no regular soda drinker, but zero is miles better than diet.

Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…

Not all Buddys. Don’t be a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

Your opinion is bad, and you should feel bad.

My back wouldn’t let me do it now, but I used to love going to Cinespia at the Hollywood Forever cemetery. Seeing Harold & Maude was a particular joy.

This is possibly the greatest idea I have seen on this website. I always worry that I left a door unlocked or left the garage door open when I KNOW that I didn’t but that doesn’t stop me from worrying. I am definitely going to use this.

Naaaah. A bullet in the head was too good for those guys. Really. As she says, they killed a pregnant woman and slaughtered their host’s guests.

He’s got a funny beard and therefore looks Amish.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Someone should just create an interview bot to fill in for Kellyanne Conway and the not quite a Nazi, but wishes he were guy. Gorka’s could just repeat variations of “Donald Trump is an alpha male. I am an alpha male. Our penises are like locomotives made of gorillas”. It would save everyone a lot of time and energy.