I have a clip of Vincent Price laughing maniacally. Works every time.

The opening to 1st of the month.

Counterpoint: Forgot About Dre is the perfect alarm.

No “Little Richard” jokes. You are letting me down, Deadspin comment section.

vote for politicians that will give you lower state taxes

I put together a playlist for my local bar that runs about 6 hours, it’s got Christmas songs spanning about the last hundred years, from Fats Waller in the 30s to Christmas trap songs uploaded just a few days ago. I tried to stay away from anything too well-known (and if it was, it would be a cover). Lots of funk.…

I know everyone hates on it, but fuck those guys - I like this one.

I am disappointed no one suggested even a single one of their songs.

Someday at Christmas is another gem on that album. Michael did it better than Stevie.

Well, that certainly doesn’t chode well for you.

“He felt them everywhere—his penis, his anus, his pelvis, and his perineum (the place between the anus and the scrotum)”

I’m sorry, I need more information about this poor man’s situation before I can offer any assistance.

old school ASCII style: alt+162 for example.

All signs point to douche.

The guy has a side piece at work and is keeping you as a roomate. Find another guy who’s into you, this guy has checked out and is treating you like shit hoping you’ll leave.

I am so lost, I don’t know where to begin here.

Nice list. A quick holiday story from the early Eighties and the woman I luckily did not marry. I lived in a Chicago suburb at the time and weirdly I thought that tickets to Dustin Hoffman in a limited production of Death of Salesman at the Steppenwolf Theatre, with a fancy dinner and a stay at a nice downtown hotel…