Just to head off the usuals:

This is covered every time one of these articles goes up but here you go:

Bio-hazard cleanup fees make them uneconomical to resell.

I have done wildly inappropriate and ill advised things in a Panda

oh hell yes :D

There are 6 times as many cars on the roads in the US with considerably more miles of high speed highways, I’d say this accounts for the higher road fatality rate when compared with Germany.

This. It was parked outside his flat, which means that it is very likely it was parked on the street. SORN + parked on the street = illegal. 

No it doesn’t stand, it completely undermines the already shitty point you were trying to make. 

yeah with your kids inside JFC you muricans

Tesla Recalls Thousands of Models Over Sudden Right Turn

Front license plate is illegal.

I also like in that last photo the geese, nonchalantly chilling out in the scene of the crime.

Some headlines from The Daily Mail if you are lucky enough to be ignorant of them:

I really wish someone that gets paid to pay attention to this stuff would have made the correct comparison, or at least acknowledged that the Fiesta was the direct comparison but Ford wants you to think that the Focus is the comparable car.

The Ecosport is basically a Fiesta -not a Focus- on stilts; it’s built on the same platform. 

That is because the Ecosport is based on the Fiesta, not the Focus. That is why it is so “small”.

The Cappucino looks even smaller next to a Mark VIII. Both survived the very wet ‘Ring on Saturday. 

BEMUs (battery-electric multiple units, i.e. the combination of overhead power and battery storage) are actually a viable alternative to diesel power if the route includes segments with and without overhead wire, and they’re arguably more environmentally-friendly than H2 and don’t necessitate new infrastructure. ÖBB…

His name is Tom Scott, not Tim Scott, just a little correction :)

And even more importantly, how can I write just 26 words and still manage to include a typo?