Hell, this should be a COTD, not some lame snark.

Just getting the right belts isn’t enough either. Far too often I see the harnesses mounted incorrectly — even if they are plenty secure. The angle from your shoulders to the mounting point is a huge deal, and if they are mounted at too sharp of a downward angle, the belts can compress your spine in even a relatively…

About fifteen years ago, I was in Paris. That’s Paris as in the French capital and not some backwater in Texas. The City of Lights. Home to Amelie. The place where they occasionally fish an immigrant’s body from the Seine...wait...

Nope. More like the heinously ballsy dudes and women who go out in little boats and helicopters, in horrendous conditions, to save our sorry asses when we get lost A) at sea, B) in the mountains, C) dark, scary places that may kill get us killed.

Glad to hear you could care less. You must certainly care a lot if you could care less. Good man

That G-wagen story sounds pretty cool, and terrifying at the same time.

For next to nothing you can pick up a 4’ piece of steel pipe. Those cheap sockets ain’t gonna break themselves...

Clearly the new car name will be Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon.

Nah, they need to name their car Chameleon.

I wrote this on July 1st 2014...

Ford 021c from 1999. It would have been a better “Fiesta” design.

It’s cute, too, that these guys think they’re going to be fast enough that the driver is going to make a difference. I’m pretty sure that I could drive this car into last place just as well as whatever non-American hot-shoe they end up hiring ;-) Year one, I’d recommend saving some money on the driver and just…

In some places, this was called the Isuzu Bighorn, and, I shit you not. Had THIS badge on it..


With 1850kg of “Added lightness” and 112hp of turbo diesel, Colin Chapman rotating in his grave probably generated more power than the motor in this beast..


Also when in NZ, we helped Matt Farah get one of these badges to go…

Is that an SX4? I would love a new Volvo C30 for that price.

The Answer is always Fulvia. It even became an unlikely Rally World Champion!

Terrible news. Chris Evans is an irredeemable twat.

...and I’ll never watch it again.

Couldn’t*

I can count the number of times that I’ve seen someone driving a Seat and thought to myself “That person surely isn’t a douche!” on zero hands. Seat drivers make Audi drivers look like functional members of society.